vanguardalexkio - Not A Vanguard
Not A Vanguard

Just some guy that likes music and games and art and stuff. Expect stupid sentences and art (whenever I get around to making a piece I like enough to post :3)

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Resisting The Urge To Say "what If Zelda Was A Girl" Or Call Samus Metroid Like Some Shitty Game Parody

Resisting the urge to say "what if zelda was a girl" or call Samus metroid like some shitty game parody from like 2012 whenever either character comes up in conversation

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More Posts from Vanguardalexkio

10 months ago

Hot (and kinda late) take but the minecraft movie doesn't look that bad. Like yeah it should've been fully animated and stuff but like, they've made what they're doing work (except for the constant rimlight on the people, that pisses me off.) The mobs look fine and the new shit they're doing is interesting. Hell, I'm glad they're doing new shit. Not to mention if it did just look like minecraft and did nothing new you all would also hate on it for that.

And for context, I was a minecraft kid. I've loved and followed this game since I was like 5. I was there from the early days, and even i know a few weird visual choices for the movie isn't a big deal.

All of that said it will never stand up to Minecraft Peak Mode so who cares


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10 months ago

My brain is an enigma, but not in a quirky way or in a cool mysterious way.

My brain is an enigma in a "every once in a while, 'I'm perfectly fine mentally' turns into 'I should probably be tested for depression, that is NOT normal to almost cry about'" kinda way.


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10 months ago

Horses are bizarre, freakish creatures, but they kinda ate with this one ngl.

Horses Are Bizarre, Freakish Creatures, But They Kinda Ate With This One Ngl.

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11 months ago
What Even Is The Point Of These Badges Of Shame? I Do Not Need You To Tell Me I'm Ruining My Life On

What even is the point of these Badges of Shame? I do not need you to tell me I'm ruining my life on the oh, uh... What's it called? The hellsite?


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11 months ago

I hate how pop culture (especially in the internet age,) unintentionally? makes people remember artists or bands or songs or whatever for one piece of media they were in or atleast associated with or hell, just being part of a joke. Imagine being a painter, dedicating time and effort into many very beautiful paintings, for people to only know you as the "John: The Movie painting guy" because one of your pieces was in a movie scene that became a meme, and people don't even care about the rest of your work bc it's not a meme or popular so why should they care?

Anyways if you like the MGS INVISIBLE edits check out the rest of Duran Duran's FUTURE PAST album it's really good :)


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