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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAlan

If you can’t dump a whole body at once, dismember it, the get rid of anything human looking first. 

Freeze/fringe until you can move it safely. De-bone if possible and bury the bones until you can move those and just say its being stored for a friend.

The skull is trickier to get rid of, so why not get creative? remove the human teeth and put crappy fake ones in , then spray paint the whole thing black and cover it in glitter or something. Then simply give it away to a charity/thrift store. bag it and dump it outside the store early it the morning with other silly and ridiculous stuff that isn’t too your taste (so no one will think any of it is yours) whilst in disguise. 

Same goes for jewellery. Just paint over the expensive gems and diamonds with nails polish to give it a temp cheap look and charity/thrift store it a few cities over.

Hands, feet and unmentionables can be wrapped in paper, and dropped into drains.  A great place to dump un-boned or small boned flesh is down sewer drains. The rats and bacteria will rot it down, and the smell won’t last long enough for anyone to call the services about it

Use store branded paper/ plastic bags if you can, so it looks like you just carrying home dinner. then accidentally leave it somewhere it will rot fast or get eaten. Like a park or if you can, a cannal. 

I swear to god I’m a writer, not a murderer.

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wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

The Lost Boys scene redraw. Felt like I could have done a better job with the colours, I originally went after an edited gif so the colours were a lot more saturated than the original shot. 

vampire boyfriends commish for @grave-eater ⚡️🎸💥

Open relationships seem to be becoming more popular which is cool, but this should be kept in mind:

If your partner is allowed to flirt and mess around with other people, and you’re not, you’re not in an open relationship. You’re being strung along, manipulated, and emotionally abused by someone who wants to do what they want on their terms, and control you at the same time.

Get out.

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.