Me, Kratos / Faye, Shit, It's So Real Hahaha

me, kratos / faye, shit, it's so real hahaha

What your favorite gow ship says about you

Faye/Kratos: small chance you have a crush on Jason Mamoa and/or Emilia Clarke. You may like the “Disgruntled old man/his 10x cooler Alpha wife” ships, like Yennefer/Geralt or Thor/Valkyrie. You love battle couples and probably have a crush on Faye

Kratos/Lysandra: you are a sucker for nostalgia and have played the O.G gow games. You may like to stick to canon. You probably liked Gow: ascension. You might headcanon Kratos as straight

Kratos/Lysandra/Faye: you love happy endings and dislike “ship wars”. You think Kratos deserves peace at some point.

Faye/Lysandra: you probably like Korrasami. You have played the older games and are a long-time fan. Atreus has TWO moms.

Faye/Freyja: you are almost certainly LGBT. One or both of these characters is one of your favorites. You’re part of the Freyja defense squad

Freyja/Sigrun: You hate Odin and just want Freyja to be happy. You love battle couples. You probably headcanon Freyja as a Lesbian

Kratos/Freyja: you may be heterosexual. you are a completionist: you see two single characters, you ship them.

Kratos/Aphrodite: you are heterosexual. You played gow3 and probably want to bang Aphrodite.

Kratos/Atreus of Sparta: you LOVE the meta and lore behind god of war. You sprinkle homophobic gamerdude’s tears in your tea. You believe Kratos is DEFINITELY not straight. You heard Kratos’s story about who he named his son after and had a knowing look™

Kratos/Mimir: You just want Kratos and Mimir to be happy. You love bantering couples and the “grumpy but soft old men” dynamic appeals to you. Atreus has TWO dads.

Kratos/Lysandra/Faye/Atreus of Sparta: You DEFINITELY just want Kratos and his family to be happy. You believe Kratos is a raging Bisexual. You may also be bisexual. Atreus and Calliope have FOUR parents and they’re all Bi/Pan