Ah. I See.

Ah. I see.

Dear Uzi,

Hello, I recently heard about your not-wedding and I just want to say congratulations! As a congratulation gift, I am going to assure you my wife will no longer try to kick your ass whenever she sees you in the colony due to you killing her best friend at the camp field trip. Also tell N I said hi!

Yours truly, Nelli

Uhm- thanks?? Who- who would your wife be-??

Say, where will this “event” take place?

-🥖

I dunno yet. I was thinkin' the corpse tower.

"Hey, it's Frank again...can I still be invited to the "event"? Please?"

https://www.tumblr.com/afrankwestaskblog?source=share

Ugh, fineeeee.

But no pictures!!

*runs up with really pretty cookies that look like there expensive*

Uzi! :DDD

I brought you cookies :3 giggle

And I'm sorry I couldn't find you a good enough rock :( I can set out on another quest thought to find one

-silly anon

Oh! Thanks for the food.

And you know you don't need to find a rock for me, right? You can if you want, tho.

Btw I’m coming with my wives T and D also since I’m not on c9 right now I WILL be crashing near you’re event when I land so don’t be surprised if you hear a large *BOOM* during the event

-serial designation C

Thanks for the heads up, I guess...

Hey so congrats on the we- not-wedding, I have something for you, hope you like it.

x Hands you a box containing three daggers with ornate copper and black handles with names Uzi, N and V engraved on the handles x

How did the, uh, not-proposing go?

Also, uh, could I come to the not-wedding?

- 👓

HAHAHA!! You shouldn't trust me with these things, 👓.

And um, I haven't uh... Done that yet...

(And yeah, you can.)