Simple, I Was One Of The Drone Don The Lab! But I Was Special. I Was Blessed With The Job To Assimilate

Simple, I was one of the drone don the lab! But I was special. I was blessed with the job to assimilate all on this pathetic planet and far beyond. Those pesky lab workers disagreed with me so they were the first to be consumed and assimilated

-The Absolute Hive

Yeah? Well you're taking this one, punk.

Or is it punks..?

*Returns with N and V’s cores* Wait where the fuck did you get that gun

*eats the gun* -Core Stealing Anon

Hey, my gun! >:(

Oh, and hi, I guess.

Hey.

Hi!

My mom didn't feed me today :( can u feed me?

Uh- sure, I guess..? What do you want, I have fried fingers, severed heads, raw legs...

Don't talk back to me I'm releasing my alphas😡

What.

*Places N and V’s cores in the jar your in* Anyway act good my boyfri- I mean best friend Trazyn the Infinite is coming over tonight.

-Core Stealing Anon

I W I L L C O N S U M E Y O U R S O U L.

Nuh uh.

You fail to understand child. You will experience pure bliss when you are assimilated! No more stress, no more pain, no more fear! Just. Let. Me. Į̸͉͇̂̽̽͘̚͝n̷̨̢̛̜̘͔̺͈̗͈͓̮̞̞̯͔̞̞̙͙̩̠̝̗̱̫̝͖͙̫͈͔̟̭͍̘̣̪̝̤̖̐͂͗͒̒̊̓̊̈́͌̆̐́͌͛̒̅̓͊͂͆̋̍́͛̉̂̋͘͝ͅͅ.

( finally set up a rp account for this silly @the-absolute-hive)

H̷̢̹̻͔̺̞̖͖̪̟̹̜̥̜̞̜̻̘͓̤̱͇̞͔̾̊̊́̓͆̇̍̑͒͊̀͂̿͌̅̃́̽̽̀́̏̽̉̀̂͆̈̏͑́̓̏̇̒̈͑̇̀͘͘͝͠͝͠ĕ̸̢̨̨̡͇͉̞̱̥̱͎͎̮̻̥̹̖̣̥̲̻̺͇̩̹̬̩̪̖̻̗̻͖̝͍̥̺̯̠̙̹̆͊̀̊̓̄͘͜͝ļ̵̛̛̠̖̖͍͔̩̼̮͔̞̲̮̝̥̙̯̻̼̺͈̟̣͖̬̯̋̔̉̂͌̿̿̓̄̀̿̑̐̓́͛̉́̓̋̆̇̋͗̿̈́͆̉͂̎̄̊̓̂̄̌̊̚̚̕͝͠͝͝͝ͅp̴̢̛̫͎̹̱̲̠̞̯͕̹̭͊̃̈́̂͐͂̋̇͗͠͝ ḩ̶̛͈͙̣̰͓̣̂̍̑́͂̀͑͊̾́́̽̄̀̄̒̏̔̚͝͝e̵̡̧̡̡̧̡̧̛̛̲̤͓̞̰̳͖̱͇̹̻͔̩̙͚̝̞̬̱͇̪͉̗̗̳̥̯̬̥͇̦͓͕͎̝̳͕̥̫̘̰̝̿́͂̈́̊̊̉̈́̓̿̒̇̿͐̐̔̍̉̔͒͒̍̅̋̈́̈́̄̿̌̑̓̈́͐̎͊͋͌͘̚̚̚͘̕͜͝͝l̶̻͉̠̠͕̪̟̙̘͎̽̇̄͒͛͑͋̅̀̒͘͝p̷͇̝͇̫͇̐̎͋ͅͅ h̷̨̹̥͖̹̗̜͓͉̘̬̳̼̄̿̑̉͛̋̍̌̏̄͜͝ȩ̴̡̜͈̳̜̩̦̜͇̪͉̬̝̳͔̝̰̺̩̪̥̙̉̎͆̔̏̈́̈̂̃̎̅̉̐̏͋̈́̽́̃̍͌͌͊̌̕͜͝͠͠l̸̨̨̡̛̞̤͚̼̞̻̳̪̖̮̟̻̳̭͈̫̭̤̻̼͈̺͓̳͍̖̟̩̠̥̫͕̭͍̙̘̩̙̑͑̏̆̀͒̓̾͋̃̓̇̄̓̽̊̑̍̐͂̓̈̈͜͜͝͝ͅͅp̶̨̧̛̛̛̛̫̠̺͉͚̪̹̘̣̫̩͓̪̼̉̍͒́͐̓͋͋̌͊̍̈̆̏̓̓̾̐́̾́͌͆̑̓͆̐̈́̐́͐̓̀́̾̓̕̕͘͜͝͝ͅͅ h̸̢̨͍̙̰̤̟̙̳̳̼͚͙̥̪̩̩̜͍̳̣̭̠̃̔̋͑̋̿͝ͅé̴̡̛̖̮̞̼͕̩̫̗͉͔̥̱̤̻̪̜̹̞̘̬͋̂̉̄̀̉̔̈̀̏̔̓̎̃̔̉̊̓̆̈́̍͋͂́͐́́̈́̍͌̾̈́͌̓̚̚̕͜͠͠͝͠͠͝l̸̡̧̨̛̺͇̤̭̣̥͈̣͙̔̒͆̾̃̐͐͊̄̆̀͋̍̑͂̈́̀̀̊͑̈́̇̕͘̕̚͘͠p̶̨̨̛̬̭̠̳̙̼̝̝̝͍̫̼̪̞̰̼͔͖̻̖͇̻͔̜̮̫͍͖̣͎͉͔̝͕̻͇̘̞̞͕̞̰̔̿̒̎̃́͛́͊̿̓̇̈̿͋̍̒͌̐̿͘̕̕̚͘͝͝ͅ h̵̢̧̧̡̢͍͕̥̘̭̦̦͔̦͈̲̥̲̬̬̟̩̘̼̻̪͍͔̘̦̺̤̀͌̈̈̑͋̚̚̚ͅȩ̴̧̢̢̢̡̨̛͍̳̘͚̞̯͔͙̺̟͈̲̰̦̘̰͔͕̤̼̙̱̠̳͙͎̰͔̲̼̹̻̲̱͖͔̖̝̃͑̅̿̐͛̃̇͐̏̉̊̍̏̀͗̑͊̒̌͛̋̅͑̈́̅̄̾̂̉̐́̓̚̕̚̚͘͜͜͝͠͠ͅl̸̢̢̨̢̢͚̳͚̤͇̻͎̭̦̼̤͇̭̮̣͍̯̱̳̭̩̪͎͔̬͕̘̰̯̺͔̜̥̠̤̫̬̫̥̂̀̑̔̐̆͛̇́̀̿͛̀̽̽̎͑̄̓̕p̷̧̨̧̛͙̰͍̯̖̤̗͕̫̬̘͎̝̱̼̞̳̯̼͈̜̬̪̗̝̥̼̟̹̦͎̳͖̿̀̋̅̀̇̅̂̆̀͋̍̀͊̒͋̐͌͑̃͋͐̚̚͝͠ͅͅͅ h̶̥͍̣̠̰̼̘̣̮͔̰̦̤͖̜̤̠͓̿̇̾͆̊̂̂́͌̇̕ĕ̸̢̡̢̧̡̡̧̢͙̫̱͎͍̹̤̻̳̤̞̳̭̗͙̘̪̬̞̟̼͍͔͕͕̼̟͚̜͖̘̮̜͓̣̳̙̬͂͊̂̾̋̈́̆̂͗̒̅̌̏́̓̅̅̂̇́̒̕͘͜͜͜͠͠͝ͅļ̴̛͈̩͖̳̲̤͈̣͇̬̮̖̣̳̙͈̲̜͉̹̜̺͎̥͖͉̠̼̥̪̤͚͆̂̓̈́͐̓͆̋͌̋̔͌̎̌̈̈́͘̕̕̚̕͜͜͝͠p̷̧̛̈́̑͆̈́͊̔̎̅̽̈́͑͑͌̂̔̓̓̍̇̽̂̄̽̓̓̏̃̓͑̉̽̂̀̕͘͝

Hey, I'm not a child >:V