How The Fuck Am I Supposed To Write A Dynamic Like Rosekiller? They're Both Equally Obsessed With Each

How the fuck am I supposed to write a dynamic like Rosekiller? They're both equally obsessed with each other but they also hate each other half the time- they're either the kinkiest people in the world or ace- they are so jealous but Barty flirts with everyone, they've definitely stalked each other, Even is totally dating Barty for science. Like how tf do I write an interaction beetween these fucking people?!

Fuck it- Evan Rosier reads classic literature and annotates it and everyone thinks he’s such an intellectual but he’s actually just annotating it with Genz humor

Caine was honestly so real for wanting validation from Zooble. Just like me fr.

why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

"Not every ship has to be gay!"

Girl you're using TUMBLR. THE gayland. What did you expect?

“how can you hate snape but love barty crouch jr?”

first of all snape isn’t cunty OR babygirl