
You can call me V or Vivian. She/her. But you can use he/him for me as well I don't care lol. 14 yrs old. Aroace and genderqueer and I'm proud 😎 Self diagnosed ASD (Autism Spectrum Disorder) Please don't be weird or else I'm blocking you. Homophobia, racism, sexism, etc, NOT TOLERATED
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Edward: Hey Whiff, What Do You Make?
Edward: Hey Whiff, what do you make?
Whiff: That depends are you with the military?
Edward: No but what if I was?
Whiff: What do ya want?
Edward: No thanks.
Whiff: Yes tanks I outfit a lot of tanks and armoured personnel carriers and other things.
Edward: This brings me so much pain.
Whiff: Planes? Yeah I do planes you have to make sure those missiles are firing right!
Edward: Whiff! What the the hell!?
Whiff: Icopters yes I also do helicopters.
Edward: Why do you keep talking it's like it's automatic!
Whiff: Grenade launchers yes I made automatic grenade launchers I also made this anti-submarine rocket system, things pretty cool.
Edward: Do you make anything not for the military?
Whiff: Oh yeah blowing agents.
Edward: Spy agencies count and that is a despicable way of getting information out of people.
Whiff: What it's for insulation (blowing agent, liquid and gaseous blowing agents for foam insulation applications such as roof, panel, Apliance and others) what did you think?
Edward: Do you make anything that saves lives?
Whiff: Yeah! Fire alarm systems!
Edward: Oh that's nice.
Whiff: Yeah so if one of my missiles including the nuclear ones I made strikes a building near you our fire alarm system will be the first one to alert ya I gotcha.
LMAOOOOOOOO
Love how we just agreed that Whiff is a crazy scientist dude. Even Edward can't handle him.
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