Found Yo Mamas Hometown

Found yo mama’s hometown

Oh god theres more

you actually don’t have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

its POISON!!! youve brought me an ELIXIR you DONKEY!!!!! i ask for a medium well wellington and you bring me a WITCHES BREW!!!!!!

what's wrong babe you've barely touched your potential even though all your elementary teachers really liked you and said you were gifted and that you were going to do great things

next time you encounter something confusing, try using your fan fiction reading device to access websites like "wikipedia" or "miriam webster" to break down those pesky difficult topics. its sorta like a "enemies to lovers" situation, where the scary new knowledge can become your friend - and then you won't look so unflattering when you comment