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Reject Fluff, Return To Everyone-in-the-Overland-knowing-Gregor-has-issues-because-of-his-dad's-disappearance-and-being-forced-to-take-care-of-his-younger-siblings-and-grandmother-out-of-necessity-and-his-friends-and-teachers-and-Mrs-Cormaci-watching-his-mental-health-get-worse-and-worse-to-the-point-where-he's-like-the-boogeyman-of-his-school-but-he-refuses-to-talk-about-it-because-he-knows-they'll-think-he's-insane-if-he-tells-them-the-truth-so-it's-like-a-tragedy-as-this-previously-bright-and-happy-kid-who-loved-playing-his-saxophone-and-being-on-the-track-team-spirals-into-a-hollow-wreck-of-a-teen

Reject fluff, return to everyone-in-the-Overland-knowing-Gregor-has-issues-because-of-his-dad's-disappearance-and-being-forced-to-take-care-of-his-younger-siblings-and-grandmother-out-of-necessity-and-his-friends-and-teachers-and-Mrs-Cormaci-watching-his-mental-health-get-worse-and-worse-to-the-point-where-he's-like-the-boogeyman-of-his-school-but-he-refuses-to-talk-about-it-because-he-knows-they'll-think-he's-insane-if-he-tells-them-the-truth-so-it's-like-a-tragedy-as-this-previously-bright-and-happy-kid-who-loved-playing-his-saxophone-and-being-on-the-track-team-spirals-into-a-hollow-wreck-of-a-teen angst.

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1 year ago

i needed this

Some Quick Character Tips

Here are a handful of quick tips to help you write believable characters! 

1. A character’s arc doesn’t need to grow linearly. Your protagonist doesn’t have to go from being weak to strong, shy to confident, or novice to professional in one straight line. It’s more realistic if they mess up their progress on the way and even decline a bit before reaching their goal.

2. Their past affects their present. Make their backstory matter by having their past events shape them into who they are. Growing up with strict parents might lead to a sneaky character, and a bad car accident might leave them fearful of driving.

3. Give reoccurring side characters something that makes them easily recognizable. This could be a scar, a unique hairstyle, an accent, or a location they’re always found at, etc.

4. Make sure their dialogue matches their personality. To make your characters more believable in conversation, give them speech patterns. Does the shy character mumble too low for anyone to ever hear, does the nervous one pace around and make everyone else on edge? 

5. Make your characters unpredictable. Real people do unexpected things all the time, and this can make life more exciting. The strict, straight-A student who decides to drink at a party. The pristine princess who likes to visit the muddy farm animals. When character’s decide to do things spontaneously or in the heat of the moment, it can create amazing twists and turns.

6. Give even your minor character’s a motive. This isn’t to say that all your characters need deep, intricate motives. However, every character should need or want something, and their actions should reflect that. What’s the motive behind a side character who follows your protagonist on their adventure? Perhaps they’ve always had dreams of leaving their small village or they want to protect your protagonist because of secret feelings.

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1 year ago

underland tumblr (part two)

💦 river-runrun follow

oh u dont like my horny posting? fine. |/ |// ||\ \ /| |||| |// ||\\ \/ |||| |/\ |\ |||\

💦 river-runrun follow

anyway |\\ |||\ |\ \\ /\ \/ |\\ \| \/ \ ||\ // |// ||\ |// ||\\ \\ /| \| \ |\ |\/ |\ || |/\ \ // / |\\ \\ ||| /| // |// |/| \

🩸ripping-red follow

cannot be fucked to decode this right now but i have a horrible feeling that it's about me

💦 river-runrun follow

um. so. So um the thing is.

🩸ripping-red follow

why must i always be right

🐀 gnawgnawnibblegnaw follow

oh god im so out of practice with the code of claw someone else take this pls pls pls

⚔️ smashed-swordsss follow

^^^ someone get the warrior's sister lizzie

🩸ripping-red follow

OR WE COULD NOT DO THAT. WE COULD NOT GET THE LITERAL CHILD TO DECODE AN EXPLICIT POST ABOUT ME.

🪳 temp follow

decoded it, i have, decoded it

Underland Tumblr (part Two)

🩷 as-i-save-my-life follow

[ID: a screenshot of a translation from the Code of Claw that says "i want ripred to do unspeakable things to me" end ID]

🩸ripping-red follow

was the image description really necessary

🩷 as-i-save-my-life follow

accessibility is always necessary xoxo


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1 year ago

...um, could you explain a little bit? Please?

If Hamnet has 100 haters, im one of them

If Hamnet has 10 haters, im one of them

If Hamnet has 1 hater, its me

If the entire world is with Hamnet, im against the whole world

If Hamnet has no haters, i am dead


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1 year ago

Relistening to Gregor the Overlander (cuz Libby doesn't have what I want)

Why is Henry so good?!

Why do I like him?!


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1 year ago

A theory I thought of

The names of the gnawers are not their actual names. Ripred isn't actually called Ripred. Lapblood isn't actually called Lapblood. Those are just the closest human translations of their actual names in the gnawer language, names that could have related, but still entirely different meanings.


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