Every Now And Then I Remember Michael Got Sasha To Kill A Man On April Fools

Every now and then I remember Michael got Sasha to kill a man on April fools

Jarchivist purrs

Michael purrs

These two are oh so Cat in completely opposite ways

guys Sasha is not the responsible one in the archives. She saw a weird guy with fucked up hands and an uncanny laugh and immediately followed him to several secondary locations. I’m SO sorry to say this but the only og archives crew member with self-preservation instincts is Tim

S1 Jon is so funny because he’ll read a statement that’s like “i’m being haunted by the evil clown from my 5th birthday, he keeps saying I’m going to die via skin stealing” and Jon would be like “due to the lack of proof from this statement, it’s very obviously untrue. Anyways, he was coincidently found dead several days later with only the skin of his face intact, painted with clown makeup-“

Quickly being reminded of how much Martin Blackwood really is the character of all time. He faked his CV. He’s a serial arsonist. He has mommy issues. He got pissed at his boyfriend for killing their boss without him. He gets the hots when said boyfriend kills monsters with his eldritch horror powers. His love language is tea. He’s got psychopathic tendencies. He writes poetry. He made up a fake middle name for no reason. He’s gay. He’s fucked up. He’s even trapped in a modified version of Windows NT 4.0, a business focused predecessor to Windows 95. I can only hope to one day create a character so iconic.