I'm The Comedy Police, You Need To Stop Being So Goddman Funny Ong

I'm the comedy police, you need to stop being so goddman funny ong 😭😭😭😭

Being funny is the only thing I'm good at 🥲

You can see the translation of Ellis' birthday on the @ellisgirl blog

Oooh thank you, I'll check it now <3

So like I’m actually rlly in love with the jackets of the ikevil guys and would def steal them at any given chance, especially Liam’s and Ellis’ cuz I their color schemes. There’s just a lot that’s cool, like the fur on Harry’s and how some can be blankets since they’re so long lol. So what about some hcs about the suitors looking for their stolen jackets? Tho Roger doesn’t rlly have one🧑‍🦲so ig vest or none at all. You can pick and choose suitors!

𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍 𝐕𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒 | 𝐌𝐂 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑

𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐓𝐒

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒: ᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍ ʀᴇx, ᴊᴜᴅᴇ ᴊᴀᴢᴢᴀ, ᴇʟʟɪꜱ ᴛᴡɪʟɪɢʜᴛ

𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑'𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄: Ellis doesn't wear a jacket. But for these headcanons, let's just say he has a jacket (I'm writing this during photography class lmaoooooo)

𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐀 𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐊

#𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌 𝐑𝐄𝐗

He thinks you look adorable. He loves it, especially when you button it up, so you can see what would be his body outline on you

Maybe buy a replicate of his coat, your size for you. He likes seeing you wearing it, but pretty much always sees you snuggling with his jacket at the end of the day

His little Robin... its these moments like this where he promises forever to protect you from the outside world

#𝐉𝐔𝐃𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐙𝐙𝐀

At first, he found it annoying. Wear your own jacket, for Gods' sake, don't steal his. Wherever he goes, he always forces you to take your own coat, so you don't wear his

He suddenly changed his mind when he saw you sleeping on your shared bed in only his shirt, his coat covering your body as you softly sigh into the sheets

He runs his fingers through your thighs, giving them a kiss before tucking into bed, holding you from behind. Now he isn’t so against this as he thought

#𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐒 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓

He'll happily give it to you anytime, anywhere, anyplace. Not need to steal it. Like William, he loves to see you wear it. It makes him all fuzzy inside

Baby boy will probably buy another jacket since you cutely stole his own one, but you end up just taking the ones he most previously wore

When he goes to bed, he likes to take his shirt off and make you wear it, bunching up his jacket for you to snuggle with while he holds you tight

©️umi-adxhira [21/07/2023]

May i ask for a jude x mc/kate reader let's jude is being an ass (as usual) with his lover mc but then she start crying (not like like full on crying like tears is falling from their eyes) and say ' i think you're holding the heart of mine...you squeeze it apart...that's fine' with a sad smile

𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍 𝐕𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒 | 𝐒𝐄𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐑𝐘

𝐀𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐍 𝐀𝐒𝐒

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒: ᴊᴜᴅᴇ ᴊᴀᴢᴢᴀ

𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑'𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄:

𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐀 𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐊

#𝐉𝐔𝐃𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐙𝐙𝐀

"I think you're holding this heart of mine... you squeeze it apart... that's fine..."

Jude's heart drops when he sees tears in your eyes. He feels ashamed... embarrassed. All he wants to do is to hold you close and pepper kisses on your face, apologising profusely

But he doesn't

He leaves the room, leaving you in it. He figured you needed some space, not wanting to deal with your sappy state right now

He soon regrets that when he comes into your room after a while, and he doesn't see you there. He searches the mansion, running up and down corridors screaming your name, hoping you'd answer

He berates himself under his breath. You're so fucking stupid, you know that right? They were crying and you fucking left them alone. You idiot

He finds you in the park, cross—legged on the floor with a small, cute little bunny in your arms

Your eyes were red, he can see the dried tears that were running down your face, thinking about how he should have wiped them as soon as they left your eyeballs

"I promise I'll stop being an ass. Please come back home. You're gonna get cold,"

You turn sway slightly from him, muttering a little something to the bunny, probably berating him and his behaviour

Jude kneels down in front of you, cupping your cold cheeks. He then kisses your lips, you don't react, causing him to awkwardly pull back

"...we can keep the bunny, if you want. I will talk to William about keeping her,"

"Him," You corrected

"Him... if you wish to leave me, kill me, then go. Because if you don't, I don't know what I'll do to myself,"

"I don't wish to leave you... I'm just sad,"

Jude picks you up bridal style, the bunny still in your arms. "We can talk about this at home. Now, let's get you warmed up,"

"Okay..."

"Have you thought about what to name the bunny?"

"...hmm... nibbles?"

"Nibbles it is,"

©️umi-adxhira [21/08/2023]

Hello, hello! I don't know if requests are opened, but if not, you can go ahead and ignore this lol! Your writing is so good, and your the first ikevil writer I've discovered. So if I could, may I ask a request on Alfons and Elbert liking the same person? Thank you so much for your hard work!!! 🥰😋

𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍 𝐕𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒 | 𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐑𝐘 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑

𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒: ᴇʟʙᴇʀᴛ ɢʀᴇᴇᴛɪᴀ, ᴀʟꜰᴏɴꜱᴇ ꜱʏʟᴠᴀᴛɪᴄᴀ

𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑'𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄: Aww, thank you. I hope I won't be the only one to write for this fandom. Hopefully, more people will stand by me to create these fics for you guys

𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐀 𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐊

#𝐄𝐋𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐀, #𝐀𝐋𝐅𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐄 𝐒𝐘𝐋𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐀

It is said that they are childhood friends, but never in a million years would they think that they would have the same lover

They're glad that they didn't have to share you with the other suitors. At least they know they can keep you safe

Alfonse often takes you both out for an adventure in the bustling London streets, while Elbert mostly likes for you to sit around and enjoy scenery

They secretly get jealous of one another when the other makes you happier than they can. This turns to petty competitions to see who can make you smile more

But of couse they'll never admit that

You sleep on Alfonse's chest, Elbert hugging you from behind, meaning that Alfonse has two bodies on top of him. But he's strong, so he's fine he's not fine

Like the others, at least one of them will always be with you. They don't like you wandering on your own without their knowledge

Elbert is often the one who takes you on missions with him. Alfonse's are more Dan than his but if the time calls where he needs you, Elbert will happily let you go to Alfonse

In conclusion, 9/10 they're happy babies

©️umi-adxhira [24/07/2023]

Hi there! Could I request ikemen villain Mc with galaxy eyes, suitors reaction. Thank you!

Elbert, William, and Ellis

𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍 𝐕𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒 | 𝐌𝐂 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐆𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐗𝐘 𝐄𝐘𝐄𝐒

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒: ᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍ ʀᴇx, ᴇʟʙᴇʀᴛ ɢʀᴇᴇᴛɪᴀ, ᴇʟʟɪꜱ ᴛᴡɪʟɪɢʜᴛ

𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑'𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄: I am the mother of the Ikémen Villains universe. I shall be called "mother" lol. I shall feed you all with juicy content and love you my babies

𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐀 𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐊

#𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌 𝐑𝐄𝐗

Often finds himself staring into your eyes, love-struck. I can imagine his chin resting on his hand with a sigh when he looks down on you in the gardens when he's in his room looking out of the window like in those romance movies

Buys you little trinkets that match your eyes, like a purple, blue and pink one. Gets fucking ecstatic when he sees you wearing his little gifts

Loves how they twinkle in the night sky and refuses to let a single strand of hair cover your eyes, saying it covers your beauty

Compliments you on the daily no I will not elaborate

Secretly hates it when you go out because then other people will fawn over your eyes when it's only meant to be seen by him. You always go out with him

#𝐄𝐋𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐀

He fell in love with you. Love at first sight doesn't matter the gender. If you're a male, and Elbert thought he wasn't gay... turns out he is he just needed you to show him pookie

Would have thought about cutting your eyes open a few times so he can keep your eyeballs... probably told you when you were a few months into the relationship which lowkey freaked you out

Refuses to let you go out for the same reasons as William, he doesn't want anyone else to see your beauty

Give him puppy eyes and he will literally bow to your feet, whatever you ask him he shall deliver. He won't even hesitate to even betray the Crown for you

Often takes you to the gardens at night to look at the stars, he enjoys your little 'wows' and cute giggles to when you talk about things. Makes him fall in love with you more

#𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐒 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓

Unlike the other two, he loves to show you off, so that everyone knows you belong to him

Somehow starts to write poetry... not sure if it's canon that he writes poetry but whatever. He also likes to make flower crowns for you, specially in blue, purple and pink to match your eyes

Especially loves the mornings when you just wake up. He wakes up earlier than you just for him to see your eyes fluttering open

Talkes about you a lot... Jude has to stop him as soon as your name is mentioned in conversation otherwise he will not stop

If you gift him any galaxy-themed ornaments he will literally never let you go you're staying with him forever

©️umi-adxhira [10/08/2023]