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richard

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1 year ago
Wwdits Meme Cringe Compilation Part Three: Electric Beegalee
Wwdits Meme Cringe Compilation Part Three: Electric Beegalee
Wwdits Meme Cringe Compilation Part Three: Electric Beegalee
Wwdits Meme Cringe Compilation Part Three: Electric Beegalee
Wwdits Meme Cringe Compilation Part Three: Electric Beegalee
Wwdits Meme Cringe Compilation Part Three: Electric Beegalee

wwdits meme cringe compilation part three: electric beegalee

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1 year ago
I Still Draw, Somehow
I Still Draw, Somehow

i still draw, somehow

two-colonial-capitalists-kissing
1 year ago
New Comic Up On That Other Site!

new comic up on that other site!

two-colonial-capitalists-kissing
1 year ago
Well Meet Again
Well Meet Again
Well Meet Again

we’ll meet again

two-colonial-capitalists-kissing
1 year ago

Autistic Self Care

 Autistic Self Care

Saying no

Stimming

Researching new interests

Sensory safe clothing

Rewatching/relistening to the same song/movie

Setting boundaries

Alone time

Info dumping

Resting

Safe place

Engaging in special interests

Littlepuddins.ie

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1 year ago
Nandermo X Gustav Klimts The Kiss

Nandermo x Gustav Klimt’s “The Kiss”

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1 year ago

[google search history]

what to do with drunken sailor

how to deal with drunken sailor

how to deal with drunken sailor early morning

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1 year ago
A six panel comic of a person telling people they think they're autistic. The comic is titled "Belief In Autism" and is made by Theresa Scovil.  Panel 1: A person says to a woman and says "I think I'm autistic." The woman smiles and says "But you were such a well behaved child." Panel 2: The person says to a man and says "I think I'm autistic." The man smiles and says "But you did so well in school." Panel 3: The person says to another person and says "I think I'm autistic." The other person smiles and says "But you're such a good worker." Panel 4: The person says to Honeydew "I think I'm autistic." Honeydew says "Wouldn't shock me." Panel 5: The person throws their arms out forward and yells "Thank you!" Panel 6: The person looks confused and asks "Why are autistic people the only ones who believe I'm autistic?" Honeydew gives a sympathetic smile.

Autism has long been synonymous with "struggle". If you don't struggle, if you're successful or you're just happy with life people are less likely to recognize you as autistic, except for other autistic people.

I swear, we have an autism radar. Autie-radar? Autie-dar?

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1 year ago
ID: 1a. Aerial shot of the hill where Izzy's grave is marked, a hill sweeping steeply downward behind it toward a small bay where the ocean laps hungrily at the shore. It is dark and raining hard in thin diagonal strikes. 1b. Close up of Izzy's grave marker from below as it is pelted by rain. Behind, thick clouds roll past, rumbling with distant thunder. 1c. Repeat. A loud clap of thunder hits just as a flash of lightning cracks across the sky, illuminating a gloved hand that suddenly punches, palm up, out of the dirt.
2a. series of POV panels on a dark background, showing the ramshackle porch of Stede and Ed's home. The wooden slat door is closed, but there is a gap in the wood above the doorknob where golden light is shining through, juxtaposing the cold blues and purples of the storm outside. There is a shuffling sound of uneven footsteps. 2b. Repeat, closer to the door now, the panel tilted as if the POV is tipping back and forth as it climbs the stairs. The footsteps are louder. 2c. Repeat, closer, now past the stairs, footsteps louder still. 2d. Repeat. Closer. A final thump. The shadow of a head and shoulders falls across the door. 2e. Repeat. The door creaks open, letting out a burst of warm light. 2f. Repeat. The door opens fully, blinding the panel with light.
3a. Inside the house, lit up in warm candlelight, there is a ramshackle wooden table holding a pair of oranges, a bottle of rum, and a pair of silver coins on the close end. On the far end, a lumpy, unfrosted cake on a plate with a single lit candle in the center. At the head of the table in front of the cake sits the iguana in a handmade high chair, a party hat of wrapped palm leaves strapped to its head. Stede and Ed are standing at the table on either side of it with matching party hats. All three look towards the viewer as the door is opened. Ed, wearing a purple tee and green lavalava, has a cup in his right hand and his left hand is frozen mid-cheer. He stares at the newcomer with his jaw dropped and eyes wide with shock. Stede, wearing his teal blouse and brown leather pants, is similarly frozen, leaning into the table on his left hand and holding up a cup in his right as he stares toward the door. A handmade banner stretched behind them reads 'Happy Rebirthday Izzy'. 3b. Reverse shot, chest up of the real human Izzy standing at the door, arm extended to hold it open. He is covered in mud and soaked by the rain, hair falling down into his eyes, and is wearing the cream shirt he died in, now made loose and transparent by the rain but still bearing a faint bloodstain on the chest. Izzy stares forward at the scene in abject horror and confusion, lip curled back from his teeth. 3c. Repeat of 3a, this time with human Izzy and the head of the table. Another candle has been added to the cake, the banner has been changed to read 'Happy Rebirthday Izzys', and a third orange has appeared on the table. The iguana side-eyes Izzy, hissing suspiciously. Stede has resumed his cheer, raising his cup with his right hand and reaching around the iguana's chair to place his left on human Izzy's shoulder. Ed is laughing happily, leaning his forehead into human Izzy's temple and cupping his head with his left hand. Izzy sits frozen and frowning in shock and bewilderment, eye twitching, Ed's party hat now on his head. Izzy thinks to himself, "...Is it too late to crawl back into my grave?" /end ID

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And they lived happily ever after? LOL

Izzyguana AU part 5! (part 1) (part 2) (part 3) (part 4)

(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: 1a. Aerial shot of the hill where Izzy's grave is marked, a hill sweeping steeply downward behind it toward a small bay where the ocean laps hungrily at the shore. It is dark and raining hard in thin diagonal strikes. 1b. Close up of Izzy's grave marker from below as it is pelted by rain. Behind, thick clouds roll past, rumbling with distant thunder. 1c. Repeat. A loud clap of thunder hits just as a flash of lightning cracks across the sky, illuminating a gloved hand that suddenly punches, palm up, out of the dirt.

2a. series of POV panels on a dark background, showing the ramshackle porch of Stede and Ed's home. The wooden slat door is closed, but there is a gap in the wood above the doorknob where golden light is shining through, juxtaposing the cold blues and purples of the storm outside. There is a shuffling sound of uneven footsteps. 2b. Repeat, closer to the door now, the panel tilted as if the POV is tipping back and forth as it climbs the stairs. The footsteps are louder. 2c. Repeat, closer, now past the stairs, footsteps louder still. 2d. Repeat. Closer. A final thump. The shadow of a head and shoulders falls across the door. 2e. Repeat. The door creaks open, letting out a burst of warm light. 2f. Repeat. The door opens fully, blinding the panel with light.

3a. Inside the house, lit up in warm candlelight, there is a ramshackle wooden table holding a pair of oranges, a bottle of rum, and a pair of silver coins on the close end. On the far end, a lumpy, unfrosted cake on a plate with a single lit candle in the center. At the head of the table in front of the cake sits the iguana in a handmade high chair, a party hat of wrapped palm leaves strapped to its head. Stede and Ed are standing at the table on either side of it with matching party hats. All three look towards the viewer as the door is opened. Ed, wearing a purple tee and green lavalava, has a cup in his right hand and his left hand is frozen mid-cheer. He stares at the newcomer with his jaw dropped and eyes wide with shock. Stede, wearing his teal blouse and brown leather pants, is similarly frozen, leaning into the table on his left hand and holding up a cup in his right as he stares toward the door. A handmade banner stretched behind them reads 'Happy Rebirthday Izzy'. 3b. Reverse shot, chest up of the real human Izzy standing at the door, arm extended to hold it open. He is covered in mud and soaked by the rain, hair falling down into his eyes, and is wearing the cream shirt he died in, now made loose and transparent by the rain but still bearing a faint bloodstain on the chest. Izzy stares forward at the scene in abject horror and confusion, lip curled back from his teeth. 3c. Repeat of 3a, this time with human Izzy and the head of the table. Another candle has been added to the cake, the banner has been changed to read 'Happy Rebirthday Izzys', and a third orange has appeared on the table. The iguana side-eyes Izzy, hissing suspiciously. Stede has resumed his cheer, raising his cup with his right hand and reaching around the iguana's chair to place his left on human Izzy's shoulder. Ed is laughing happily, leaning his forehead into human Izzy's temple and cupping his head with his left hand. Izzy sits frozen and frowning in shock and bewilderment, eye twitching, Ed's party hat now on his head. Izzy thinks to himself, "...Is it too late to crawl back into my grave?" /end ID

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1 year ago
Babysitter
Babysitter

babysitter

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1 year ago
RAAAAH Back At It W Another Magma W Looovepudding On Twt Again Soulsborne Edition
RAAAAH Back At It W Another Magma W Looovepudding On Twt Again Soulsborne Edition
RAAAAH Back At It W Another Magma W Looovepudding On Twt Again Soulsborne Edition
RAAAAH Back At It W Another Magma W Looovepudding On Twt Again Soulsborne Edition
RAAAAH Back At It W Another Magma W Looovepudding On Twt Again Soulsborne Edition
RAAAAH Back At It W Another Magma W Looovepudding On Twt Again Soulsborne Edition

RAAAAH back at it w another magma w looovepudding on twt again soulsborne edition

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1 year ago

I do sometimes think about how we watched two middle-aged male pirates, covered in the blood of their enemies, run across a battlefield to throw their swords aside and make out, then turn around and go back to slaughtering British sailors. And it was, like, one of the most romantic scenes I've ever seen on TV.

What a time, man.

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1 year ago
A Day Late To My 6 Years On T Anniversary A Short Comic About Looking Back
A Day Late To My 6 Years On T Anniversary A Short Comic About Looking Back
A Day Late To My 6 Years On T Anniversary A Short Comic About Looking Back

a day late to my 6 years on t anniversary ✨🏳️‍⚧️ a short comic about looking back

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1 year ago
Redraw of scenes in episode Wedding in Canterlot, redesigns of Shining Armour and Chrysalis, i will talk about them in depth       below!
Redesigned Shining armour is a unicorn with white coat with grey marks on his forehead, snout and horn that is a straight line and his back legs in the place of his cutie mark. His horn is medium length, and his legs are fluffy showing his pale, shiny indigo hoofs.
His eyes are light pink. Shining's mane is multi-hue blue, his streaks are light blue, blue and indigo, he puts it in a messy short ponytail (he's a nerd).
His Cutie Mark didn't change, still an indigo shield with a pink 6 pointed star and 3 5-pointed stars on top.
He wears a light-blue chestplate that has a pink 6-point star in the middle.
Redesigned Chrysalis is still a Changeling Queen, her horn has holes in it and her wings are bug-like.
On the contrary to ponies, she has very bold colours, pitchblack coat, with neon green insides, eyes and neon cyanish-green messy vine-looking hair.
Her limbs are long, parted like a bug, and has pointy mouth.
She also wears a crown.
Height comparision between Chrysalis, Cadence, Shining Armour and Twilight
Cadence and Shining Armour are the same height, Chrysalis is like a half of them taller and Twilight is a little bit shorter than   Shining Armour and Cadence
Scene where Twilight is trapped in the caves beneath Canterlot, trapped by Chrysalis that has a form of Shining Armor, but she thinks it's actually her brother.
She lies crying in the middle of the cave where the green reflections of Chrysalis in Shining Armors body laughed at her.
Scene it's a redraw of a scene where Chrysalis in a body of Shining Armor (in og she was impersonating Cadence) she looks in the mirror while smiling, in the mirror you can see that her eyes are green and not pink like actual eyes of Shining Armor.
Scene where Chrysalis caresses with her hoof Cadence's chin, Cadence has beautiful curls and is in her wedding dress, very yuri and gay of them.
Scene where Cadence and Shining Armour touch their horns to make a stronger spell, everything is in pinker hue.

THE END OF ALT TEXT.

The redesigns of Shining Armor and Chrysalis and arewrite of Wedding in Canterlot, where Shining Armor and Princess Cadence switch places! I figured it would make way more sense for Chrysalis to try to make Cadence love her because she's kinda a goddess of love, also toxic yuri is real Way more sibling angst with Twilight Sparkle and Shining Armor, her thinking she needs to fight or even kill her brother which results in very tragic and sad scenes. Twilight believes him only when he sings his version of B.B.B.F.F, also Cadence is very tired for the whole time and bonds with Twilight over her brother's weird behaviour.

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1 year ago
And I'll Sing You To Sleep And I'll Sing You Tomorrow

And I'll sing you to sleep and I'll sing you tomorrow

Bless you with love for the road that you go

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1 year ago

you're allowed to love being trans if you:

just came out

havent transitioned and dont plan to

have known you are trans for years but kept it to yourself

don't want surgery or hormones

dont disclose your trans status or genders to other people

dont change your name

never have dysphoria

your transness is tied to your neurodivergence

your transness is tied to your nonhuman identity

dont feel like you have a gender or gendered experience

feel like gender isn't really that important

are intersex

are two-spirit, hijra, or have another cultural gender or expression identity, or "third gender"

are a person of color

are an afab demigirl

are an amab demiboy

have a complex identity

have a very simple identity

cant figure out your gender for the life of you

cross dress

do drag

present socially in ways that are "normal" for your agab

have crushing dysphoria

don't know how to pass

pass effortlessly

are a butch trans woman

are a femme trans man

are demigender

don't like to be reminded you're trans

have a very specific gender

have a gender that's specific to you and you alone

have hated being trans at one point

stopped transition and restarted it at some point

have had to change your gender, name, pronouns or presentation multiple times

change presentation a lot

have a gender that's hard or impossible to put into words

dont want to figure out what your gender is exactly

are plural/a system

are genderfluid, gnc, genderqueer, multigender, polygender, genderflux, neutrois, maverique or genderfuck

are xenogender

are a lesbian or gay

are transneutral

are transfemasc/transmascfem

..... are trans.

every trans person is allowed to love being trans. good day, love yourself today!

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1 year ago
A Possum!

a possum!

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1 year ago
Ougghhh Ive Been Doodling So Many Lawyers Lately. They Are In Love Your Honor

ougghhh ive been doodling so many lawyers lately. they are in love your honor

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1 year ago
Funger Magma W LooovePudding On Twt!!!!
Funger Magma W LooovePudding On Twt!!!!
Funger Magma W LooovePudding On Twt!!!!
Funger Magma W LooovePudding On Twt!!!!
Funger Magma W LooovePudding On Twt!!!!
Funger Magma W LooovePudding On Twt!!!!
Funger Magma W LooovePudding On Twt!!!!

Funger magma w LooovePudding on twt!!!!

two-colonial-capitalists-kissing
1 year ago
My Approach To Shipping

My approach to shipping

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1 year ago
Mental Sickness
Mental Sickness
Mental Sickness

Mental sickness

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1 year ago
ID: A doodle of a cat visibly shaking and sweating with text pointing at them saying, "Physically restraining self from making penis joke" /End ID

(ID by @crispycreambacon)

in spirit i am a 7th grade boy

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1 year ago
Susan And Sophie
Susan And Sophie
Susan And Sophie
Susan And Sophie
Susan And Sophie
Susan And Sophie
Susan And Sophie
Susan And Sophie

susan and sophie

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1 year ago
Krobus Is Enjoying The New Waterfalls...

Krobus is enjoying the new waterfalls...