Don't Open This Post It Is A Trap

don't open this post it is a trap

get double bated

how do I even respond to this, the first half is so normal then you just kind of go off the rails.

when i was shopping earlier i saw a product where, instead of there being a price tag, there was a qr code. and they wanted you to scan it to get the price. i wonder what it would feel like to be a wolf and to full force bite onto something's throat. your hunger satiated and your thirst quenched. your enemy defeated. in one swift follow-through.

I wish I could just sleep for eternity and get up in the future where the world is not a war and everyone is nice.

let the war begin!

I JOIN THE SKELETON WAR ON THE SIDE OF THE SKELETONS

NYEEEHEHEHEHEHE

LINK TO SKELETON WAR GUIDELINES

LINK TO WIZARD SIGN UP (INFERIOR)

LINK TO A COOL DOG

HOW TO PARTICIPATE

1: IF YOU WANT WIZARDS TO ATTACK YOU, COMMENT ON THIS POST ABOUT HOW THEY'RE WEENIES

2: GO OVER TO THE WIZARD SIGN UP POST, INVADE THE INBOXES OF ANYONE WHO FOOLISHLY COMMENTS, AND SPOOK THEM WITH A "DOOT DOOT"

3: POST ABOUT THE SKELETON WAR AND USE TAGS #skeleton war #skeleton war 2022 AND ALSO #wizardposting #wizard council IF YOU WANT TO CAUSE CHAOS

4: (OPTIONAL) BLAZE ONE OF YOUR SKELETON WAR POSTS TO ATTRACT MORE RECRUITS. IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU LINK TO THE GUIDELINES IN YOUR BLAZED POSTS

I am so confused.

I miss the old internet, where there was no worry about blood and gore, where there where people screaming about the newest flash animation to hit newgrounds. I miss the internet.