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Half Elf Warlock That Sucks Demon Dick For Magic!!!
Half Elf warlock that sucks demon dick for magic!!!
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Hey, do you know that feeling of hitching up a long skirt so you don’t fall on your face when walking upstairs, and then you immediately become a wretched yet resolute Jane Austen character? It’s a universal thing, right?
https://www.google.com/amp/s/minnesota.cbslocal.com/2013/11/04/good-question-why-do-women-get-cellulite/amp/

Cellulite is a female secondary sex characteristic and should be celebrated as a rite of womanhood, not despised or eradicated.








I want someone who will be monogamous, and nice to his mother. And I want someone who likes musicals, but knows to just shut his mouth when I’m watching Lost. And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame, and strip clubs are gross. I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher instead of just taking out forks as needed, like I do. I want someone with clean hands and feet,and beefy forearms, like a damn Disney prince. And I want him to genuinely like me, even when I’m old. And that’s what I want.
It’s the 10 year anniversary of 2009…