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julián being too shy to ask for the trophy to take a pic, ederson like a dad encouraging him, rúben and phil cheering 🥹
can we stop using what Vini Jr is going through as a way to say “get him to the premier league!”? you’ve gotta be fucking kidding. the racism in Spain is similar to the racism in England, in Germany, in Italy, across Europe. The racism POC athletes experience is a global issue, and has been for a long, long time. no one is free of it.
We can criticize what La Liga is doing without trying to make it some sort of competition between leagues, it’s childish and demeaning to the bigger issue at hand. It’s not about “my favorite league is better than yours” or “come to my club, it won’t happen here.” fucking grow up.
footballers finding out about fanfics
requested by anon!! thank you so much for requesting ily <3
leo: hes intrigued, so he clicks on one. if its one where hes portrayed accurately, he'll keep reading n get super invested. but if hes outta character he'll nope outta there n never look back.
ney: dude gets INVESTED invested. he'll legit read any fic that hes in. reacts out loud n says shit like "I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT." may or may not cry over the fluffy neymessi fics.
mbappe: is scarred by what hes seen. mbappe fic writers can not control themselves. seeing what people write about him on tumblr is literally the biggest regret of his life.
erling: kevin does NOT want him to be exposed to the debauchery people write about him so he does everything in his power to keep erling off tumblr. but he can only do so much. when erling does read what people write about him, he screams into a pillow.
sergio: NOT A FAN. who are these random ass people to assume what he does in his free time??? oh and he ESPECIALLY hates the angsty ones cause hes always like "i would never do that to luka >:(("
gavi: hes in the locker room looking at his phone and hes like "?? someone online wrote a story about me??" n then EVERY SINGLE ONE of his teammates is crowding him n trying to pry his phone outta his hands like "NOPE NOPE YOU DONT NEED TO SEE THAT"
robbo: trent dares him to read fanfic about himself and he does it cause he aint no wimp. liverpool fanfic is always super wholesome so him n trent are like "aw 🥹" n they end up reading until the wee hours of the night.
christian: finds out that pretty much all his teammates have fanfics written about them, and anonymously sends the fics to said teammates for no other reason than being an agent of chaos.
muller: cant separate fiction from reality. will literally be angry at lewy for some shit he did in a FANFICTION.
ronaldo: reads ronaldo x reader fics. RELIGIOUSLY. and literally imagines himself in the place of y/n.
las fotos de deschamps al lado de scaloni me dan mucha risa. deschamps completely swagless insipid al lado de scaloneta todo facha y campeón del mundo
Hottest and coolest thing to ever happen to FDJ: Captain armband
Lo mejor y más cachondo que le ha pasado a FDJ: tener el brazalete capitán
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ERLING HAALAND PREMIER LEAGUE WINNER GOLDEN BOOT WINNER RECORD BREAKER
MANCHESTER CITY 💙
Did Julian walk out with Erling's two little sisters? I'm not sure lol. During the guard of honour, i saw Julian holding hands with two blonde kids wearing Haaland shirts. So adorable Juli is part of the family. I think Erling's younger sisters are like 9 and 11 years old
omg he diddddd they're almost as big as him i love him smmmm jajajajajaj
are you fucking kidding me??? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?? this man is not real
target of bullying has somehow changed to ruben
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JULIÁN ÁLVAREZ & PHIL FODEN - Manchester City vs Chelsea FC - May 21, 2023. (Photo by Simon Stacpoole)
JULIÁN ÁLVAREZ - Manchester City vs Chelsea FC - May 21, 2023. (Photo by Shaun Botterill)
