I Have Eaten So Many Welch's Fruit Snacks In The Past Week My Roommate Must Be So Fucking Annoyed Hearing

i have eaten so many welch's fruit snacks in the past week my roommate must be so fucking annoyed hearing me rip open my 5th pack of the hour

emotions are a lie invented by hallmark to sell more greeting cards. the only two human emotions are anger and confusion.

Ngl when I heard about Malleus's overblot and the sleeping curse I thought it wouldn't affect silver as much as the others since he already has a sleeping curse. Since I heard somewhere it was alluded that Silver is a descendant of Aurora and Philip, I thought he'd wake up and face the dragon just like Philip did and it'd be this drama about him having to face Malleus who he's supposed to protect, who he's grown up with, who he never expected to have to hurt. Then because the main thing that i take away from what i hear about everythng else with this game is therapy over violence it'd end up with them talking over how people are leaving Malleus but that doesn't mean he can't treasure the memories he's made with those people. And they'd come out with this new understanding of each other where they try and spend more meaningful time together as like a family rather than as Silver guarding Malleus so that he'll have these memories or even making like a scrapbook so he has a physical reminder of everyone he loves.

But idia is cool too ig

I could never go on a cooking show. They'd say "make sure to grab a protein!" And I'd be like "where's the broccoli?"

watching Dance moms s1, Kristi keeps saying Chloe is being compared to Maddie and like yeah sometimes Abby does compare them, but mostly it's Kristi and she loses faith in her child so fucking quickly. Like Jesus girl

I'm doing laundry for the first time in 3 weeks. I'm so fucking tired