Toxetta - Pearlescent Goop Pit

if fish worshipped christianity, how would they baptise new followers?? would they hold their heads above the water, or would they dunk them in extra murky water like the goo lagoon from spongebob??

or what if a priest blessed the entire ocean as holy water, would that instantly convert all aquatic lifeforms into christians?? these are the real questions that plague our society

I mean... He has a point????

BONUS:

i think that all the people who argue about gender by saying "the woke left cant even define a woman" need to get hit with the "who are you" question by a buddhist monk. no, thats your name, who are you. no thats your profession, who are YOU. no you fucking idiot thats your species, who are YOUU. dumb bitch u cant even define yourself