she/they. this is my silly silly fucked up outlet for all my obsessions/interests, random thoughts and mental breakdowns bc it's easier than getting irl friends or a therapist /hj. lifestyle jirai, currently big into yo-kai watch and mcr. i constantly crave attention and skittles so feel free to send me either. dni: bigots, zionists and fashion jirais.
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If Fish Worshipped Christianity, How Would They Baptise New Followers?? Would They Hold Their Heads Above
if fish worshipped christianity, how would they baptise new followers?? would they hold their heads above the water, or would they dunk them in extra murky water like the goo lagoon from spongebob??
or what if a priest blessed the entire ocean as holy water, would that instantly convert all aquatic lifeforms into christians?? these are the real questions that plague our society
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aw hell yeah, happy gay month besties!!
![[Start ID: A painting of a boot that someone is wearing. In the background, a long transgender flag flies back and forth in an S shape. To the left and the right of the boot, "Respect Existence or Expect Resistance" is written. Behind the transgender flag the background is orange fading to red.
The boot itself has purple shoelaces, a blue to pink gradient on the side, and white pink blue and purple flames around the toes. There are metal spikes and ball piercings around the toes as well. On the bottom of the heel, in small letters, is a repeating "T4T" pattern. Above that is the ⚧ transgender symbol with an anarchist A through the circle. Above that is a circular Against Me! patch in black and white, stitched onto the side of the boot.
The pants the person is wearing have several patches on it as well, including a Nine Inch Nails and an In This Moment patch. The pants are black with white stitching.
The sole of the boot has teeth painted around the front sides, making it look like the boot is biting down. /End ID]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/e7fe38c9bae25403b30234fcbd4cb18b/975e7d38ccf66972-66/s500x750/3a36f4722fdb74294690ab84e06e5571e6bfb771.jpg)
[ID in alt text] 16/25+ of my LGBTQIA+ boots series! transgender flag themed 🏳️⚧️ stickers or prints of this series here
Nintendo Announces That The Switch's Successor Will Be The Wii U Again
Putting an end to months of intense anticipation and speculation, Nintendo announced today that the Nintendo Switch's successor console will have the exact same name as its predecessor, the Nintendo Wii U. It will also have the exact same technical specs and game library, and Nintendo projects the exact same lackluster sales.
In a press conference at the company's Kyoto headquarters, senior executive officer Yoshiaki Koizumi explained the reasoning behind the move: "We decided to release Wii U again because it's pretty good. It rules, actually. I love it."
Nintendo President Shuntaro Furukawa further elaborated: "Nintendo Land was my shit. Game & Wario was so underrated. So was Kirby and the Rainbow Curse. So was Star Fox Zero. So was Animal Crossing amiibo Festival. So was Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric." Furukawa went on to list every single Wii U exclusive game over the next minute and a half, as Koizumi cheered and applauded.
Also present at the press conference was legendary developer Shigeru Miyamoto, who mostly talked about how much he misses Miiverse. "I'm so nostalgic for Miiverse. When I look back on my life, I realize that without exception, my most cherished memories and friendships all happened within Miiverse. In fact, it was in the Meme Run community that I met my current wife and children."
"Splatoon 1 is the best Splatoon," Furukawa continued. "Mario Maker 1 is the best Mario Maker. Hyrule Warriors 1 is the best Hyrule Warriors. Mario Kart 8 non-Deluxe is the best Mario Kart 8."
"Yooooo, the battle mode with the racing tracks was so much fun!!!" Koizumi exclaimed, as Miyamoto vigorously nodded in agreement. "Underrated," Furukawa repeated. "So underrated."
The press conference concluded with all three agreeing that the Nintendo Switch "sucks" and "ain't shit," deciding on the spot that they would deactivate its online servers in order to reconnect the Wii U ones as soon as possible. "If you like Switch better, I'm very sorry, but it's inferior and we're shutting it down."
"I'm not sorry," Miyamoto said, addressing Nintendo Switch fans directly. "Fuck you. I wish I could shut you down, too."
they say insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. well if that's the case i must be incredibly sane because i do the same thing over and over expecting the same result, and that result is that IT'LL WORK THIS TIME I SWEAR
i have decided to be extra. instead of using capital letters i'm just going to make the first letter of every sentence bold. probably not going to keep this bit up for more than like a week. but it feels funny in the moment
pic unrelated btw
