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Epic from the perspective of someone on the other ships is like, so funny to me

I mean, imagine you have just got through the worst war of your life. Ten long years and you’re finally able to see your family again. Then your captain/commodore I guess/king says he’s going to go check out this creepy island.

Whatever, you were feeling hungry anyways. Then it’s off to a cave, where you sit around waiting for a weirdly long time until the crew of the fleet’s flagship emerge significantly worse for wear. The really nice guy who used to share his lunch with you sometimes is gone. The king is busy having an argument with thin air on his ship. Everyone is covered in blood.

Oh well, at least you can enjoy this mutton they brought back.

Then there’s a massive freaking storm and you’re literally about to die before you’re handed a harpoon and told to throw it as hard as you can at the sky? And you end up tethered to this beautiful floating island but you can’t even appreciate it because the king is busy having an argument with his first mate. It’s super awkward for everyone else.

The king disappears and returns with a cool glowing bag which these weird little creatures seem to think is treasure, but the king insists is dangerous. You shrug it off and go back to your ship.

Finally, nine days of peace! Nothing weird happens and you’re starting to believe you might actually make it home when THE FREAKING STORM COMES BACK YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE DONE WITH THIS!!

You’re blown away from your home and your family and end up in this scary place with a whole bunch of giants and a very angry Poseidon singing about a cyclops. And you’re like what?? We never blinded a cyclops?? What are you talking about?? And then before you have a chance to question it you straight up drown in a tidal wave conjured to teach someone else a lesson.

No wonder they were so mad in the underworld. When does a man become a monster?? Probably when he doesn’t even bother providing context to his men before they die!

Guys I can't wait to update my banner profile to the vengeance saga album cover!!

Captain remember to greet the world with open arms!

I found this quiz on pintrest!!

I got my boy Eurylochus!

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Guys I know I’ve been posting a lot today but I was listening to thunder bringer and there was a flash of lightning as the riff started it was PERFECTLY IN TIME

Calypso is honestly the ultimate pick me. I can practically see her singing ‘you belong with me’ to poor Odysseus.

Ody fashions himself a hut opposite hers so they don’t have to share a bed, and every time he looks up she’s at the window with a sign.

“You ok?” You trapped me on an island what do you think the answer is Calypso??

Throwback to that time my brother discovered Jorge’s account through his “hefeffus” reel

Ares: Your boy Odysseus hides inside a wooden horse to get the job done! Never handles things up front! Pathetic and weak like his son!

Athena: HOLD YOUR TONGUE NOW! HIS SON'S MY FRIEND! AND TELL YOUR LOVER THAT A BROKEN HEART CAN MEND!

Ares, quivering in his steel boots: Aphrodite, babe, a broken heart can mend. 🥺🥺

Drawing a sketch for every released song from Epic the Musical bcs I am obsessed🤩

Day 1: The Troy Saga

Busy throwing a baby off a wall I imagine

I found this quiz on pintrest!!

I got my boy Eurylochus!

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Neat!! Thanks for the tag, I got Polites ❤️🥞

I found this quiz on pintrest!!

I got my boy Eurylochus!

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Most men on their girlfriends birthday: Update their insta stories and wish her well

Jorge on Tayla’s birthday: Writes her a whole ass song AND compiles all his favourite photos of them together and goes into depth about what he loves about her in each one

Since you guys liked my previous EPIC sketches, have some more random ones~ ; v ; this musical still makes me feel so many things, specially the Thunder saga

I came across this post by accident and got curious, pretty happy with my result, ngl

@the-tech-turn do u wanna play too?

I just found this quiz and it’s, phenomenal

Hey remember when I was yapping about a baby siren in different beast? Well I just watched an animatic that had the same idea! It was heartbreaking :D! Go watch it it's really good: https://youtu.be/SlT0G3Ltzu8

This is why I don't animate the serious songs btw

So true!! Don’t forget his marriage to Aphrodite as well. Of course the real asshole in that situation is Zeus, because he forced her to marry him. That being said, it couldn’t have been easy on Hephaestus. By the time we get to God Games, he’s completely given up on their marriage. Even the other Gods no longer recognise them as a pair, Athena refers to Ares as Aphrodite’s lover in front of everyone. That has to have stung.

Poor Hephaestus. Abandoned by his family, rejected by his wife - it’s no wonder he hides away in his workshop with only his machines to keep him company, valuing trust above all else…

I think it's so clever the way Athena plays into Hephaestus's own issues in convincing him to let Odysseus go, because he first identifies himself with the crew, sacrificed, cast aside, but Athena reframes it to make him identify with Odysseus, who was betrayed by his crew, the people he was supposed to trust, which plays into his emotions surrounding his own toss from mount Olympus. Then she puts Odysseus into a sphere with people who love him, who want to build a future with him, implying that those that are betrayed also still have people in their corner, people who love them; that Hephaestus has people that love him too. It's so fun how much thought is put into each brief interaction in God Games

Ouch

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Pamcake

This is me with Epic the musical

You know, I'm no expert at dating advice, and sure, maybe I've never tried to marry anyone before, but maybe, just maybe (and hear me out here), calling the woman you're trying to seduce a TRAMP isn't going to help your chances much.

Odysseus from underworld saga onwards

Here's your reminder to Click for Palestine today! 🕊

If you have time, open the website in different browsers and on different devices as well!

"Your tunes do not bring me joy, Calypso"

Lotus-eaters were like "ugh, these damn tourists again. Send 'em to the cave, lmao"