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parkour yaoi or whatever
okay so how many of you actually believe Outis is earnest in her devotion to Dante and whatever previous superiors she had instead of suspecting it's a mask that's helped her dodge her own fair share of injuries and hurt and even death 🤨🤨
actually don't answer that unless it's using pre-Hell's Chicken data cuz I'm watching a playthrough and still on that first interlude
I saw a random post and was suddenly reminded of this higher quality shitpost I made
He’s a babygirl, he’s a bottom, he’s a war criminal, he’s a ruthless motherfucker, he’s a tortured soul. He hate himself, he got a god complex, he’s a poweful entity but the most helpless creature on the planet, he’s a flawed man, he’s a savior, he’s a creator, he’s capitalism, he’s the apple to others and a monster to the latter. he’s the villain of his own story, he’s the best and worst parental figures, he got friends and in a polycule yet he’s the loneliest person in the world. He wanted in every plane of existence, there’s also a religion dedicated to him. He eat raw onion for breakfast, he has depression, he has autism, he has iron defficiency, he’s the messiah and the devil, he’s the modern prometheus. He loves his family, he subject his family into horror beyond comprehension. He overturn the foundation of the narratives for the better or worst. He’s a walking abnormality, he’s the singularity, he’s the world. He’s doomed by the narratives, he haunted the narratives, he is the narratives, he loves coat. He’s playing 5D chess with multiversal time travel but dont know how to use the microwave. He 10 steps ahead while also the biggest idiot. Everyone hates him as much as they love him
And he fucking look like this
its all over my broker plush got a stain because he FELL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
you’re laughing. in parkour civilization they only have one bed and you’re laughing 😐
Hey bbg let me be the roleplay sunshine that helps the edgy teenage girlfailures go through their struggles and problems, helping them become a better person 🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦
if I ever become an mcyt roleplayer im roleplaying edgy teenage girlfailures
limbus is peak because Project Moon gave us at least over 62 AUs for the Sinners (sans Dante to my knowledge), they know their audience
Parkour civ is such a great fandom! Wonder how my other fandoms are doing-
(SPOILERS FOR II17)
No amount of 360s can resolve my trauma
Rip stanley you would have loved Avon
Do you think Evbo learned how to do those jumps and thought "oh this is so sick what's the best way I can show off my parkour skills"
Man..
Op eat grass./pos
I just realised this year might be Orange's first birthday where not everyone was there to celebrate...
That old man is NOT seeing the pearly gates 💀
Parkour civilization is so real for having every character never introduce themselves and by the time you actually get to know them its too late to ask for their name so you just awkwardly sit there. Shout out to such wonderful names as “The Parkour Villain” “Evbo’s Master Friend” “The Old Man” “Pro Neighbor”, the literal only guy that gets a name is Seawatt and thats just cause of the implanted memory.
IM SO FUCKING DONE WiTH THIS
heh.. I love math!
the lack of polygamy between seavbo and evbo's master friend is criminal
evbo_'s videos are such a delight because of how much actual thought and mechanics he takes into account
PVP civilization, I started it expect something more basic than Parkour but nah, "the amount of hits your sword had left determines your worth" knocked me out oft eh park already
i need to study evbo's brain
God I love it when he knows that so many constellations are after him
omfg ryoshu red mist
Would you guys still love me if I made minecraft fanart