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a MAN just pissed me off… notice how every time there’s disarray in my life it’s a MAN at the scene of the crime

I know it’s not promo hour, but could I maybe have a promo for the birthday boy? (ps. follow my darling!)

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

The way this happened to me with Marina and the Diamonds... 😭😭😭

meowth in animal crossing

He would be a cranky personality type and his house would have the cabana furniture customized to the gold variation it would be everything

this is my fursona btw

if we were animal crossing villagers would we be besties

Part of me wants to think we'd be best friends in every universe... the other part of me feels like I'd bury pitfall seeds all around your house just to be an asshole 😭

🌻

I woke up with a sore throat today and while researching possible causes and solutions I discovered there’s a whole community of uvula fetishists :/

new ask game send me a 🌻 and ill just tell you whatever the fuck i want

everytime meg post it make me so damn happy im so happy to see her smiling it feels like finding a lake of clean fresh cold water in the middle of the desert

Chewed her down into bits

“Baby”

Kylie Minogue

2002

lot of posts celebrating the demise of oj simpson and speaking on nicole browns death from ghouls who didnt believe amber heard because they just really loved Nostalgic Pirate From My Childhood

It’s a major holiday.

So far away… but still so near… the lights go on… the music dies… but you don’t see me… standing here… I just came… to say goodbye

$20 to rent a movie online for 48 hours i need yall to get so real right now bc that is insane. “that’s the average cost” which is a problem!! if im paying $20 i better get the film on dvd to have and watch forever

Chewed her down into bits

so happy these waterfalls exist now. pretty...