Theres A Bevy Of Otters Near My House That I See Just About Every Day And Yesterday Apparently They Dragged

There’s a bevy of otters near my house that I see just about every day and yesterday apparently they dragged a small child into the water and attempted to drown them!

“f it we ball” BALL?? BALL??? BALL??? BALL???? THROW THE BAL???? THE BALL???? THE BALL?? BALL??? BAL?? THROW BALL?? THROW RHE VALL???? THE ALL?????

yo mister white i got puppyboy swag bitch

jesse. that’s your anxious attachment style jesse.

Hello friends! Remember to try to get in a veggie today. If you don’t like them, try blending them into your food or dipping them in hummus or ranch!

I really like lettuce, artichokes, and cucumber, so I had a salad with all those. What veggies do you like?

Anyone else seeing the Mortis Jackrabbit/Glass Beach show 2nite?

guys he’s actually so fucking hot I NEED to chew holes in his clothes while he’s away

oh my god he’s so hot I need him to microchip me