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Batman Appreciation Post #6

Batman’s Packing Heat

Batman Master Collection

[♔] - “Congratulations on your winning bid, sir.” 

(jaydickweek day 3 - restraints. microdrabble with implied sidepairing(s?) below)

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Which of these "ugly" animals you like best?

Rats

Bats

Snakes

Spiders

Maggots

Slugs

Earthworms

Cockroaches

Beetles/Stink bugs

Moths

Flies

I have a phobia to one or more of these animals/I don't like any of them

an easter egg/foreshadowing i just noticed in parkciv [SPOILERS AHEAD]

so at the end of season 1 when evbo is in that one room with seawatt (the one where he hides behind the plant) you can see that the machine that they’re using to implant memories into people USES CRYSTALS. in season 2 it’s established that crystals can hold messages. the memory implant machine in season 1 uses crystals that can hold messages (memories). talk about crazy foreshadowing because crystals aren’t even introduced until season 2 despite clearly being used in season 1, we just didn’t know to look for them. it also foreshadows the lost civilization as a whole because it’s definitely not a coincidence that seawatt (who’s later revealed to be the only survivor from the lost civilization) uses a machine that operates on crystals that are only found in the lost civilization. also because of how seawatt uses crystals in season 2 we know that he clearly fully understands how they work. there’s so much more foreshadowing in season 1 that i could talk about (SEAWATT HAVING CHAIN BOOTS IN HIS VAULT? IN SEASON 1?) but i won’t. god i love this series so much.

TOOK FOREVER BUT SOOOOOO WORTH IT!

aka mY IDEAL BATFAM UNIVERSE TYVMUCHBYEEE

ok pretty sure we don’t know canonically what jason was smoking here but i chose to believe it was a blunt

Mold x calico cats!

the babies (dick grayson & bruce wayne) (please don't flop this took a stupid amount of time) (i used a different pen and im not a fan switch back to my bae 😒) (i looove dick grayson as robin)

Not enough incest in batcest content... it's always "oh technically they aren't actually brothers" fuck that noise they should get off on the fact that they want to fuck their siblings

Reverse Robins // Damian, Jason, and Dick at least

Reverse Robin's so Tim can get Jason's trauma: boring, overdone, lazy work, disservice to both Tim and Jason as characters

Reverse Robin's so preadolescent Jason can terrorize kid Dick with photoshopped pictures of Slenderman: innovative, never done before, talented, show stopping

Must be the season of the witch

Jegulus as Superboy and Robin

Wolfstar as Bowie and Jagger (they are them so they didn’t really tried)

successfully reblogged!

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

Sometimes, the urge to write a fic doesn't come from the genuine need to write something, but from wanting to read it. And, unfortunately, no one has written this specific thing you want.

Based on that meme going around on twt hihi

batlantern is so funny to me. they're madly in love with each other. they cant fucking stand each other. they hate that they live so far away. they tell each other to get out of their city. they cant stand the thought of not being on a team. they'd rather die than share their villains with each other. they have made out on several occasions. bruce WILL suplex hal if he looks at him funny. etcetera.

can we please please talk about that time that dick had the bat symbol bruised into his chest from azrael's sword? please?

batman (1940) #708

Need a teen! Bruce au where he’s exactly like Justice League! Batman and Battinson in one. That mf put the fear of every god in Ra’s Al Ghul.

Everytime he’s in a room with someone over 30 “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance plays in the background.

Despite that, in his own way, he’s as gentle as can be with his league. Give me a young Diana who’s getting spat on and ripped apart by the media in a way not one of her male teammates get.

And she’s Wonder Woman. She shouldn’t be affected by it. And she is, anyway. Bruce relates to that in an uncomfortable degree.

“When I first became Batman, weak men tried standing in my way, too. “

“And what did you do?”

“I stepped over them.”

He has a tiny Robin he occasionally has to keep on a leash.

Give me somewhat teen mom Bruce who struggles to wrangle his unruly six year old who likes flipping from rooftop to rooftop and thinks fighting Bane is a piece of cake.

“If Tati can do it, so can I!”

“Dick,” he paused, before handing him a handfull of candy. “Wonderful emotional manipulation. Good job.”

“:D”

One of these is accurate for me, plz tell me I'm not alone

would you allow your mom to read through your entire phone and go through all your apps right now to win five million dollars?

do you think he’s capable of love even though he’s from new jersey

Batman, gordon and dent meet at the rooftop in sims 4.