Tumblr Keeps Trying To Open My Browser App When A Certain Ad Spawns

tumblr keeps trying to open my browser app when a certain ad spawns

I’ve yet to catch it fully loaded but this feels like a straight security risk? Like I’m not even clicking the ad I’m just scrolling

would tag staff but we all know they do fuck all except ban trans folks for no reason

Ari pics of dubious quality

aaaa i can’t stop thinking abt this, they’d be such cool friends after the initial awkwardness of learning each others’ cultures but they’re all massive NERDS who would love to learn that shit

Osiris from the “damn y’all look at vex completely different” angle

Nimbus from the “holy shit a friendly alien” angle

Misraaks from a “I wanna learn EVERYTHING about this place” angle

Misraaks makes a nest workstation in one of the lounges in the Neomuna LZ and Nimbus is so confused until Misraaks pops his head out of a pile of blankets to hand them a datapad covered in Vex data analytics or something

Osiris is just working on his own shit until Nimbus and Misraaks (who both tower over him bc he’s a short king) walk over with massive smiles and a board covered in unintelligible scribbles

Thinking abt how Osiris, Misraakskel, and Nimbus would interact

Like, imagine a season where Osiris and Nimbus reach out to Misraaks for help with a Vex invasion on Neomuna

and the three of them find assimilated!Asher in the Vexnet commanding an entire legion of “corrupted” frames to wage war on the Sol Divisive or some shit

Could be an opportunity for Vex allies, even if temporarily

Seasonal armor could be similar to the Undying ornaments- Vex shit- but mixed with Splicer stuff, Neomuni tech, and maybe aspects of the Mercury sets

Weapons could be reprised Mercury and Splicer weapons, or even fusions of the two

2024:

1. GET EVEN WEIRDER!!!!!!

2. GAY AND TRANSGENDER SEX

3. DO WHATEVER YUOU WANT FOREVER

4. STOP OVERTHINKING IT

5. YOU DO NOT NEED TO DO ANYTHING TO BE LOVED

6. FIND MEANING IN EVERYTHING

Had a D2 dream, but I can barely remember it

Most of what I remember is that Nezarec was there and something about Taken being given sentience in the Pale Heart (they were red and had anxiety)

I think there might’ve been prismatic things, and I remember a bunch of guardians wearing new (not in-game) exotics being trapped in pyramid amber

Also there was a new subclass, and I can only remember Warlock because a Hunter called them a bootleg rave tech. It was based around light beams or some shit, blinding and stunning enemies with big fuck off lasers

She’s so fat (/positive)