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Me All Day After Watching Saw Two: I'm Not Even Scared! This Is Very Good, Now That I Know The Face Behind
Me all day after watching saw two: I'm not even scared! This is very good, now that I know the face behind the pig monster I'm not really scared of it, woohoo :3
Me the second I open up the dark cavernous trash compactor in the back of the store: oh god oh fuck she's in there and she's about to get me with a frucking needle and I'm gonna get tortur
A porn bot with the last name "Birdinground" just followed me. Why did you put the bird in the ground ma'am. I would be mad at you for doing that to the bird but the idea of it is just so silly and strange that it's taken my mind of the paranoia I'm suffering due to watching Saw for the first time. How can I think about the pig man jumping out in that parking garage when there's a bird in the ground. There's a bird in the ground. It's no time for shaking in fear of the pig man. A bird in the ground is too much to think about. I have to think about the bird. I have to.
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