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Are you excited for Splatoon 3? Also if you're still accepting requests for fanfics could you write some lee agent/captain 3? Thank you and have a nice day! -🥚

This ask made me feral i fucking love lee captain 3 and fuck yes im so excited for splatoon 3 my friends are all sick and tired of me talking about it

Anyways this is probably bad but whatever it's hard, honest work and that's all that matters.

Also this has gn!Captain 3 because its my fic and I said so

Word count: 1,139 words

"Ugh, you two are so childish," Agent- no, Captain Three rolled their eyes as they passed by the two former idols wrestling on the ground. "Is there nothing better for you to do while we wait for the new recruit to get here?"

"SHEHEHEHE STARTED IT!" Callie cried out as her cousin continued to tickle her mercilessly.

"I did not!" Marie pouted as she reached down to tickle Callie's belly, snickering as she heard the inkling shriek beneath her. "You tickled me fiRST!"

Callie reached out in a hysterical frenzy, somehow getting ahold of Marie's sides and tickling her back.

"HEY, CUHUHUT IT OUT!!" Marie pulled back, now focused on pulling Callie's hands away instead of tickling. "CAHAHAHAHAL, YOU WIHIHIN!!"

Callie pulled away from Marie, smirking triumphantly at the white inkling below her. Despite how ticklish Marie was, it wasn't common for Callie to win one of the tickle fights between the two. She always used the excuse of her cousin being a better tickler. The black inkling looked up to see the captain watching the two in slight amusement.

"Three, look!" She grinned. "I did it! I beat Marie in a tickle fight!!"

"Good for you," The captain was unimpressed by the feat, slowly clapping as they rolled their eyes.

"Three, why do you gotta be so serious all the time?!" Callie complained. "Ever since you became captain, you've been such a drag. You're acting just like granny over here."

"Hey-!"

"I'm not a drag," Three crossed their arms, choosing to look into the vast distance instead of Callie. "I just don't participate in your dumb games. Tickling's for baby squids."

Callie pouted as Marie shoved the other away from her, still sour after their fight. However, after a few seconds, Callie hurried to whisper in Marie's ear.

"... You're an idiot, you know that?" Marie whispered to her cousin. "We're gonna get splatted if we do that."

"They'll be fine!" Callie grinned. "A little tickling never hurt anybody!"

"Ugh, fine," Marie rolled her eyes. "But if the cap'n starts attacking us, I'm using you as a shield."

After a few seconds, the two nodded in a silent agreement. The two agents walked over to their captain and stood beside them on each side as Three was still looking around. Callie then leaned over and wrapped her arms around Three, which seemed to snap the inkling out of their trance with the screen.

"What are you doing?" They raised an eyebrow at her, unaware of the mischievous former idol slowly reaching over.

"Giving you a hug!" Callie said, hugging them even tighter. "What, don't tell us you're too good for hugs now, Three."

"I'm not," Three shook their head. "I just-HEY!"

Both women giggled at the uncharacteristic squeak the captain let out as Three trying to pull away from Callie. Looking behind as they stifled laughter, Three saw Marie tickling their sides.

"Marie quit it!" Three hissed, thrashing in Callie's arms.

She just giggled and shook her head as she started moving, wiggling her fingers up and down Three's ribs. Three felt their face heat up as they did their best not to laugh, refusing to give the two the satisfaction of getting them to laugh. Despite the captain's best efforts, Three couldn't prevent a few squeaks and giggles from being heard.

"Wow, part of me didn't really think this would work," Callie admitted. "I just kinda hoped you were ticklish. Maybe this is why you never joined in on tickle fights- you're too ticklish!"

"It is not!" Three managed to get out through their giggling. "Both of you, knock it off!"

"Nah," Marie gave them a shit-eating grin.

"No way!" Callie shook her head.

Three opened their mouth to yell at the two, but closed it again immediately as Marie switched spots. The agent had moved from their ribs to their underarms and had started switching up how she tickled, too. Every few seconds, Marie would go from slow, methodical strokes to quick scribbling.

"Nohohoho!!" Three finally burst into loud giggling, much to the Squid Sisters' joy. "Ahahas your cahahaptain, I ordeher you to-NOHOHO, CUHUHUT IT OUT!!!"

"Oh?" Marie raised an eyebrow as she tickled faster. "Bad spot, huh, Captain?"

"YEHEHEHES!!" Three admitted as they thrashed in Callie's grip, kicking their feet wildly. "STOHOHOP IT, IT TIHIHIHICKLES!!"

"Nope!" Callie giggled. "This might be the only time we'll ever be able to do this, so we've gotta make it last as long as possible! Right, Marie?"

"That's right," Marie snickered. "Hey, Captain, where else are you ticklish at?"

"I'M NAHAHAT TELLING YOU, NOHOHOW STOHOHOP IT!!" Captain 3 ordered, accidentally sending a flip flop flying in the air in the midst of their hysterical laughter.

"Geez, you're really ticklish for someone who's so moody and quiet all the time," Marie chuckled, dragging a finger up their back.

"ACK-MAHAHAHARIEHEHEHE!!" Three shrieked as they arched their back.

"Oh?" Marie asked. "I wouldn't have guessed that your back would be so ticklish, captain."

"STOHOHOP, PLEHEHEHEASE!!" Three cackled, occasionally letting out a snort that both former idols cooed at. "I CAHAHAN'T TAHAHAKE IT, PLEHEASE!!!"

"Alright, fine." Marie pulled away from the inkling. "That was too much fun, we're definitely gonna do this again."

Three gasped for air, their hat sitting lopsided on their head as they went limp in Callie's arms. The inkling only giggled as she squeezed them even tighter for a second before letting them go. Much to Callie's surprise, the captain continued to lay on her, resting their head on her shoulder as they caught their breath. Three let out a few more giggles as they panted, reaching up to remove their hat. Slowly, they backed away from Callie, and the latter gulped as she saw the captain's face. Callie opened her mouth to speak, but Three smacked her in the face with their hat before she could get a word out.

"You two are so dead." Three growled as they hit Callie again before getting up from their seat and starting to chase after the two.

"Wait, we're sorry!" Callie cried as she narrowly dodged being hit a third time.

"C'mon, learn to take a joke-OW!" Marie was cut off as Three hit her back. "Callie, I told you they were gonna be pissed!"

"I thought we'd be splatted and that'd be the end of it!" She pouted.

"Oh, if I had my Hero Shot, I'd have already splatted you both," Three glared at the two as they slowed down, putting their cap back on. "You two are lucky I needed to get it repaired today."

"Thank cod for that." Callie gave her cousin a nervous grin.

"But," They continued. "Since you two were so adamant on getting me to join in on your dumb stuff, I'm gonna get you back."

"I'd like to see you try, Captain," Marie chuckled. "Good luck trying to catch us."

The captain groaned, rolling their eyes before seeing a figure in the distance. "Look, I think that's the newbie."

"Yay, fresh meat!" Callie cheered.

"Nice. Maybe this one will know how to joke around." Marie smirked, dodging an elbow to the side.

You should draw some uuuuh lee veronika :]

I AM SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG SCHOOL HAS BEEN KICKING MY ASS

😰

Octavio?

yes these designs are based on the god-knows how old dissonant melody comic thing

How about wrecking kAyOSs next? I was thinking that since he uses a dynamo roller that takes a while to swing, maybe someone attacks him while his arms are up trying to swing it.

ignore that this took me forever

haiiii omg if ur still doing requests can i ask for some pearlina tickles … preferably with ler pearl…

Look who finally finished their sketch 2000 years later (me)

I'm so sorry this took so long sobs

Squid Sisters Tk Headcanons

my little tk brain is active rn SO squid sisters tickle headcanons YIPPEE

of course warning for lots of tickly things under the cut <3

tickle fights. LOTS of tickle fights.

it's usually callie starting them, and marie ending them.

sometimes something like this will happen instead, though:

callie feels playful and giggly and wants to be tickled but REFUSES to admit it so she tries to provoke marie into getting her

she mostly wears a tanktop when she wants it

usually marie can pick up on this really quickly because of how well she knows her cousin, but she usually wont let callie have tickles without mentally torturing her first

what marie does is she'll get pretty close to callie, and say something like "nice tanktop, cal~ wonder why youre wearing it..." or "hm, isn't it a bit cold for a tanktop, callie?"

another thing marie does to tease callie is blow in her ear, making her contract and giggle

callie usually hugs marie and wraps marie's arms around herself as a way of asking but... not asking, yknow?

finally, marie will sigh and be like "alright, alright. fine." and absolutely WRECK callie with tickles

she gets EVERYWHERE. tummy, sides, underarms, back, even her hands.

this goes on for about ten minutes until callie will turn things around and give her cousin tickles, except shes much gentler as she knows marie isnt the fondest of it

usually from callie its just gentle side scritches and neck/chin tks

then marie ends it with saying to callie "so? are you finally gonna admit you love it?"

"HECK NO!!!!!!!"

okay wooshdfjgsdf i had to get this out of my brain take it aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

obviously I was intentionally extra giggly after that...

graaah we were on call all day he posted something about how cute he thinks my laugh is and now I've had butterflies since then thinking ab it

graaah we were on call all day he posted something about how cute he thinks my laugh is and now I've had butterflies since then thinking ab it

I was playing Splatoon and on the win screen there was someone on my team with this emote and when I tell you I physically recoiled like no why is that a thing that is evil, cruel, and why did I immediately look through my catalog to see when I can get it??,,,,

The emote is called Strings Attached btw

(Also peep my fist bump hehe)

((I’m on the left; blocked out name bc it’s my real name lol))

LIKE LOOK AT T3ST567 LIKE- THE EMOTE??? AAAAAA okay I’m fine *eye twitch*

Squid Sisters tickle art?

I’m not rushing you, have a good day! ^w^

HAHAHAHAHA YESSSS A SPLATOON REQUEST >:D

Heres some lee Marie because she needs some tickles and her summer nights outfit is very lee coded-

also some little hcs bc i love her but she stomps and flaps her hands when she's laughing and so does Callie

also Marie has tattoos because i said so

COMMISSIONS OPEN!! <33

Pearl catches Marina's sides wide open!

Can't help but draw these two again^^

Everyone has a weakness, tough guy

Happy 10 year anniversary to Gravity Falls! I know I'm late, I've been procrastinating. This happens in the Weirdmageddon scene where Bill is trying to get the equation to escape Gravity Falls.

Lee: Ford

Ler: Bill

Summary: Bill is interrogating a stubborn Ford, when he remembers something that just might get some answers.

Warnings: Gravity Falls spoilers, if you haven't seen it. This is a tickle fic, so if you don't like that, scroll away!

"...And all I need is your help." He couldn't belive Bill. "You're insane if you think I'll help you!" He just laughed. They were in Bill's pyramid, and he needed the equation. "Hahaha! I'm insane either way, Brainiac! But have it your way. I'll just fish around and get that equation, directly out of your mind!"

Bill left his body, moving towards Ford. "Not so fast! You know the rules, Bill. You may be able to haunt my dreams, but you can't enter my mind unless I shake your hand and let you in."

"You are making this so much harder than it needs to be!" Bill summoned chains to bind Ford's ankles and neck. They lifted him into the air, bringing him close to Bill's face. "Everyone has a weakness, tough guy. I'll make you talk. It's only a matter of time."

...

"COME ON, SIXER! Why won't you just GIVE ME THE EQUATION! " Bill had been at it for hours! He'd tried subjecting him to unimaginable horrors, changing the functions of all his face holes, and he even let Teeth bite him a couple times! Ford still wouldn't budge!

"You're not going to win, Cypher! That equation will never see the light of day!" Come on Bill! Think! Any weaknesses about Ford, any at all! Paranoia? No, too simple.....Oh Yeah! Yeah, that's perfect!

"Alright Fordsie, I'll give you one last chance. What. Is. The. Formula?" Ford grit his teeth. "I will never tell you, you three-sided menace!" Though he would have preferred the formula, Bill still got to torture Ford. "Suit yourself."

When Ford saw Bill wiggling his fingers, he knew he was screwed. "A-are you kidding me? You think that's going to do anything?! Hah! You're ridiculous!" He meant it to sound cocky, but it came out more desperate than anything.

"All you have to do is tell me the equation, and you can avoid this." Crap, he had Ford cornered. "I'll never give anyone that formula! Especially not you!"

The triangle floated over, resting his hands on Ford's sides. "Last chaaaaance~" He tapped his fingers as he sung it, making Ford stifle a giggle. "N-never!" As soon as those words left his mouth, Cypher dug in, kneading and pinching his sides.

Ford tried to hold in his laughter, but he broke in seconds. "PFFT- CYHIHIHIHIPHER! STOHOHOHOP THIHIHIHIS MAHAHAHADNEHESS!" Bill just shook his head (point? eyeball half?). "Wohow, Sixer. You're more ticklish than I remembered!"

"SHUHUHUHUT UHUHUHUP!" Ford squirmed and kicked at his restraints, but they wouldn't budge. "Yeah, no, Ford. Those chains are made of pure weirdness energy. I'm the only one who can release them." He went down to Ford's hips, squeezing at the sensitive skin. "BIHIHIHILL! *snort * STOHOHOHOP IHIHIT!"

Bill's eye widened. "Did you juhust snort? Aw man, that's hilarious! Do it again!" He tweaked his hip bone and got the same reaction. "I wonder if anyone else knows about this weakness of yours, Fordsie~" Ford was howling. "PLEHEHEHEAHSE STOHOHO*snort *HOHOP! BIHIHIHIHIHILL!"

"Am I gonna get that equation, Sixer?" Ford shook his head wildly. "IHIHIHI CAHAHAHAN'T!" "Can't what? Take the tickles, or give me the equation?" Bill's teases kept on coming. "BOHOHOTH!" "Then I guess I can't stop."

Bill summoned two more sets of chains to hold Ford's arms above his head. "Bill! Wahahahahit! Dohon't!" The man tried to pull at his arms, but the chains were stronger. "Sorry not sorry, Sixer!"

When Bill dug into the hollows of his pits, Ford screeched. "EEEEEHEHAHAHA! BIHIHIHIHIHILL! NAHAHAHAHAHAT THEHEHEHERE! HAHAHAHA!" Bill laughed at his reaction. "Ha! Man, your noises just get better and better!"

"If only you would just give me that equation, Fordsie. Than I wouldn't have to tickle-tickle-tickle you. Your poor, ticklish armpits. And we can't forget your sides-" "JUHUHUHUST *snort * SHUHUHUT UHUHUHUP AHAHALREHEHEADY!"

The tickling continued for a few more minutes. By that time, Ford looked like he was about to pass out. His eyes were wet with tears of mirth, his face scrunched up, and his laughter turned wheezy. Bill stopped, knowing that an unconscious Ford wouldn't do him much good.

"Am I going to get that formula now, Ford?" The man in question was panting, trying to catch his breath. "I....will n-never...give it to you." Bill was, as you can imagine, not happy to hear that. He grew in size, turning an angry shade of red.

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! ALL THAT, AND YOU STILL WON'T GIVE IT TO ME?! UGH!" He huffed and messaged his temples, changing back to his banana yellow color. "Fine then." He snapped his fingers, shrinking down and summoning a megaphone. "Hench-maniacs! Get in here and give me some ideas!"

No ribs? No problem!

(Ppspsps! There’s a pt 2 to this now!)

Laughter is the center of this whole community and I LOVE ticklish laughter sooooo much guys but you know what kind of laughter that takes the cake for me?? When someone is trying to tell a story but they’re laughing SO hard and uncontrollably??? I am DOWNNN that’s IT IM GONE it’s so cute!!! Like its so funny and silly to you that you’re making YOURSELF hysterical holy shit that’s probably one of the most attractive things that I can ever witness

Lees will tell you they're not cute then giggle when you mention the tickle monster

Hehe made a new game, Would you Rather: Tickle Edition!! Dessert Theme

I know I may have had a couple of these questions in my ask game, but idrc

Feel free to send me some sfw teases I'm dying

Pls enjoy :))

NSFW DNI

🧁Be Tickled or Tickle?

🍭Give(n) Raspberries or Nibbles?

🍬Tickle(d by) Crush or Mentor?

🍫Surprise or Expected Tickles?

🍩Long Nails or Short Nails?

🍪Tickled only on one spot or Alternating Tickles in lots of places?

🍧Tickle/Be Tickled on the Ribs or on the Toes?

🍨Tickle/Be Tickled on the Belly or on the Thighs?

🍦Give(n) Kisses or Nuzzles?

🍰Feathers or Fingers?

I am a horror lover and combining the aspect of tickles and horror is so silly to me

Like imagine hiding from a ler in the closet or something, and all the lights are off in the house, and you can hear their footsteps slowly approaching your hiding spot

And then when you think they left they pop out and scare you before wrecking your shit

Silly

🧚‍♂️✨🌿🍒 tickle things that make my heart thump 🍒🌿✨🧚‍♂️

🍒 swearing!! at!! me!! “i’m gonna fucking tickle you.” “i’m gonna tickle the fuck out of you” oh my GOD oh my god

🍒 calling me ticklish?? you can fuck right off with that, i love it i hate it

🍒 remind me n tell me how much you know i love being tickled. i will die on the SPOT dude

🍒 tickle hugs!!!! where you wrap your arms around me super tight n just go to ✨town✨ on my sides n ribs while i cant get away

🍒 very swiftly and harshly grabbing my wrists and pinning them above my head?? showing me how much stronger you are than me n making it very clear you can tickle me to tears whenever you please??

🍒 hands? wiggling fingers? oh gods above don’t get me started on wiggling fingerssjdbdj

🍒 “uh ohhhh”

🍒 telling me how badly you’re gonna get me. how you’re gonna pin me or tie me down. what spots you’re gonna go after. just telling me every detail on how you plan to ✨destroy me✨

🍒 commenting on HOW ticklish i am will send me into orbit

🍒 “tough talk for someone who’s as ticklish as you are~” SHUT UP

🍒 “youre in troubleeeee!”

🍒 exploring my body to find the places that make me scream n squirm the most, only to go back and forth between them to make me suffer

🍒 EVIL! SMIRKS!! AND LAUGHS N GIGGLES!! AHHHHH!!!

🍒 tickling under my arms n leaving my arms free just so you can say “my hands are trapped! you’re gonna have to lift them up so i can get them out!” only for you to make the tickles worse 😌

🍒 being chased. holy fuck there’s nothing more terrifying than being chased by someone who has the intent to tickle you

🍒 neck tickles. that’s it that’s this one because enough SAID

🍒 beard tickles. oh my god DONT GET ME STARTED

🍒 “if you keep being a brat i’m gonna have to tickle you *insert your worst spot here*!” LIKE FUCK OFF

🍒 manhandling me n wrestling me down n laying on top of me so you can ✨tickle me✨

🍒 GANG TICKLES GANG TICKLES GANG TICKLES

🍒 making fun of me for not being able to say the word >:( shut up leave me alone i’m fragile n cant say it but you should totally make me anyway >:(

🍒 making me stay still n making the tickles worse every time i move. hmPH

🍒 covering my mouth??? oh my GOD???

🍒 tickles with your mouth. will actually kill me. nibbles?? going back to BEARD STUFF?? holy fuck get outta here with that

🍒 saying “oh, you must REALLY like this!” when my laughter escalates cause you hit a bad spot

🍒 i hate even putting this on here but “tickle tickle tickleeee!”

🍒 mock sympathy?? oh my good gods. “oh you poor thing.” “uhoh, does that tickle? if only i cared!” “this must be sooo bad for you!”

I love the chase so damn much.

Right so imagine it: you and your SO sitting on the couch, your head on their chest and them with their arm around you. You start to get a little playful and reach down to their side to tickle them just a bit. Just to break the silence.

They jump and look down at you. Your cheek is pressed against their shirt. “Don’t.” Is all they say.

A few minutes pass and you repeat yourself. This time, when you make your move, your SO grabs your wrists and pushes them down to your lap. “I said don’t.” They release your hands and stop paying attention. It takes you less than 10 seconds to decide your fate as you go in for another tickle.

This time, your SO grabs your wrist with one hand and places his hand on your side. “This...is not...something you’ll win..” they say as they struggle against your wiggling around.

You manage to slip away off the couch and get onto your feet. You’re already in frantic giggles, holding your arms out in front of you. Your SO doesn’t even need to say anything, as they get up with an almost bored but disturbingly devious expression. Your giggles and heavy breathing get more frantic as they take a step towards you. You immediately do a small jog to the hall leading to the bedroom, narrowly avoiding a grabby hand. Your jog consisted of stumbling, taking looks behind you to see your SO walking leisurely straight towards you.

Heavily breathing and airy giggles coming from your lips, you urgently open the door and shut it, leaning again it for a quick second before running to the farthest corner of that small room.

Your SO opens the door and walks in, walking in a steady pace towards you, never slowing, never speeding up. With your hands in front of you in defense, they got smushed against your SO’s frame as you’re dragged from the corner and roughly tossed onto the bed.

For the next 15 minutes, you found yourself in the most one sided tickle match you had ever experienced.

i just wanna be slowly backed into a corner by someone threatening to tickle me while all i can do is have a giggle fit n hope they’ll show me mercy :D

literally what’s the point of being ticklish if no one’s going to take advantage of it huh

i can’t stop thinking about cuddling with someone really fucking ticklish and just playfully pinching their waist while i tease the shit out of them by whispering right into their ear and seeing how much i can make them squirm into me

If you manhandled and tickled me until I was a complete blushing mess I would love you oops