Peril: When Someone Upsets Clay, I Usually Advise Them To Start Writing A Will.

Peril: When someone upsets Clay, I usually advise them to start writing a will.

Moon: Why? He’s not the type to seek revenge.

Peril: No, but who knows what I might do?

OH MY GOSH PLEASE

AU where Merlin and Morgana are secretly dating and Arthur is the first one to find out - not because he stumbles in on them or because Merlin is too bad at hiding his affections or making up excuses. No, he finds out because Morgana begins to use Merlin's insults on him since she subconsciously absorbed them after listening to countless rants about the prince. In the beginning, Arthur doesn't suspect anything. It is rather strange that her usually sophisticated insults ("intolerable", "obnoxious") suddenly start to turn into "prat" and "ass" but nothing too big to concern himself with. He first becomes suspicious when he hears her mutter "clotpole" after yet another banter with her. Finally, there's no more excuses when one day, during a heated argument with Morgana (the way we know them, it's because of something stupid and silly), she yells "God, you're such a dollophead!" at his face. Arthur almost loses his mind. His shout of "I KNEW IT!" echoes through half the castle. Morgana doesn't even realise what just happened, completely confused, argument forgotten. Arthur explains and Morgana's never been more embarrassed and it only gets worse when the moment arrives in which she has to tell Merlin that Arthur knows. "But how?? We were so careful!", he exclaims. Morgana's face blushes in a deep red, side eyeing Arthur who's wearing the biggest shit-eating grin Camelot has ever seen.

bruh it’s literally storming outside with a lot of lightning. wtf are y’all doing at 3am firing gunshots

Oh my gosh hahaha yesss

i totally forgot flavored air was a thing since it hasn’t been mentioned since, like, the first book. unfortunately this means shannon accidentally made marella a vape god

Smol 🥺

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Merlin really strolled into Camelot like what up i’m merlin i’m 18 and i never fuckin learned how to control my magic then casually stopped time without a spell uttered after witnessing a sorcerer’s execution, huh