I've Been Replaying RDR2 For The First Time Since Its Release And We're Well Past Guarma Now And I'm

I've been replaying RDR2 for the first time since its release and we're well past Guarma now and I'm really not ok 🥲

The original artist who made this funny comic- I’m just making a witcher version

Geralt’s age is all over the place in the various adaptations so I compromised by choosing none of them lol

Just an autophaged out traveller and their sentinel Minotaur buddy all kitted out in ridiculous irn bru regalia

hahahaha actually me when I started dating my partner, who has a rhr of 40-50 and also sleep apnoea so he actually *does stop breathing* when he's asleep

If Geralt’s heartbeat is slower than a human’s then in turn his breathing must be as well, therefore I strongly believe that this has happened before early on in him and Jaskier’s adventures:

Geralt, snapping awake: What is it?!

Jaskier, still shaking him by the shoulders: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN “WHAT IS IT”?! YOU WEREN’T FUCKING BREATHING!!!