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The thing about general life weirdness is that it's accumulative. If you open the door and allow one (1) unusual thing into your life, that significantly improves the odds of other weird things happening. Just one mildly odd thing is just one mildly odd thing, but they lead the way for things that can be a perfectly logical consequence of the first thing, that would never, ever happen to someone who hadn't invited the first odd thing into their life.
Like let's say you decided to get an iguana. That's not the most common kind of pet, but not unheard of. Perhaps you thought you wanted a cat, but then decided to see what other animals your local animal rescue has available, and holy shit they've got an iguana. So now you've got an iguana.
And being a responsible pet owner - which, again, is a normal thing to do - you make sure you take good care of your new baby. And being a rescue, your iguana might have some issues that they've got from being poorly handled by the previous owner. So you see what you can do about it, and find out a vet who is specialised enough to do physical therapy on an iguana. And naturally, you call them right up and get your iguana cared for. And being such a specialised professional, naturally this vet makes sure to keep their work and personal life neatly separated.
All of these are perfectly logical steps into an unusual direction, but they are also the way you may find yourself saying something like "my iguana's therapist blocked me on grindr."
If you’d like you can also say in the tags if you’re neurodivergent or not
really really curious about this
pushing daisies really was a modern retelling of orpheus and eurydice in which they knew they wouldnt make it out of the underworld so instead they simply built a life together on the stairs
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Reblog for good luck if you saw purple!!!
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why am i always so oddly defensive about my university’s ranking. not with ivy leagues or whatever but just in the country i feel like we should be number one. sometimes i google the rankings to look at them despondently and i kind of think to myself that we can probably beat university of toronto or something (we cannot)
Please share propaganda in the notes!
EDIT since this has breached containment! Some info on the poll as whole!
1- I'm sorry to put two bad bitches against each other. The bracket setup was randomly selected, not seeded to have equal match-ups. BUT there will be a revival round! 2- Image descriptions are in the ALT text. 3- As always, there is a real human person running these, so keep negative propaganda to a minimum in the notes. Talk up your faves as much as you want, but don't shit-talk the other option.
Thanks!
Losing it over this video because it understands the spirit of SVSSS.
they (alongside several midterms and also a case memo due this weekend) are really cutting into my honkai time. genshin has become nonexistent. we are not ballin
look. i understand if you don't want to do this damn project. neither do i dumbass. but i hope you know that every hour i don't get to spend gaming because of your incompetence is another hour off your lifespan and a solid 10% off your final grade.
look. i understand if you don't want to do this damn project. neither do i dumbass. but i hope you know that every hour i don't get to spend gaming because of your incompetence is another hour off your lifespan and a solid 10% off your final grade.
Reblog for more people to give their answers!
Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.
The inherent tragicomedy of naming a character Dom de Sadism and then having her be the only one in her family that is neither a dom nor a sadist
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