No No. You Don't Get It. The Reason I Injure My Blorbos Until They Can't Walk Is Because That's The Only

no no. you don't get it. the reason I injure my blorbos until they can't walk is because that's the only way they'll ever let someone else carry them. the reason I curse them to be sick and feverish is so that they'll finally open up about their emotions while delirious. the reason I force them to overexert themselves to the point of exhaustion is so that when they pass out they can finally rest.

I'm doing this for their own good.

I'd love to play DnD, but I don't think I ever will again.

The first and only time I ever played a proper game of DnD, no one bothered to help me build a character, figure out stats, nothing. I was left high and dry. Every time I asked for advice or help on something I was told "It's pretty easy, you'll figure it out." And when I finally did get to the actual game part, the DM (and the rest of the party) made it seem like getting excited over my first ever Nat 20 was a bad thing.

Anyway, I love the Tiny Epic Dungeon games, and I love interacting with the DnD community online, but I don't think I'll ever even try to play a proper game again

Most of my conversations (DMs) with my dad are about rain, and I hold them in a special place very close to my chest

reblog for a bigger garden :)

Pain is sitting at a solid 9 right now, but I can't call off because I called off yesterday

I feel like shit

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