I'mma Do A Thing That I Shouldn't Do.

I'mma do a thing that I shouldn't do.

Like, this is the WIP I started specifically so I could procrastinate it.

You know what I'm gonna do?

I'm not gonna work on the WIP that I should work on. Instead, I'm gonna work on this WIP.

In other news, some of y'all are gonna hate me by the end of the week.

Or you'll love me.

Hard to tell.

If y'all haven't picked up on this, then I guess you should start paying more attention.

I use pet names for everyone. Like, indiscriminately.

It's all affectionate, don't worry.

If this makes you uncomfortable, let me know and I'll try to remember not to use one when talking with ya. Other than that....

I use them all gender neutrally, too. So ones that most people associate with a certain gender or something, I use for everyone

Anyway

Soulmates, but with the British meaning of “mate.” Two homies bound by a platonic string of fate.

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That'd go over well.

John Constantine, Tired Dad™: "I told you to check in every hour. You all are still in training. What the hell-!"

Young JLD Member 1: "You told us we had five minutes of buffer time for the check in."

Young JLD Member 2: "And we had Phantom with us, so it's not like we were totally in the dark or anything."

Young JLD Member 3: "Watch your damn language, old man. We're kids."

John Constantine, regretting his choice only slightly because he did not sign up to be a dad but he now has a group of kids to watch over and train: "I said five minutes of buffer time, not five hours."

Danny 'totally an adult', glancing at the clock: "... it's five after ten?"

John: "You missed six hours of check in!"

Danny: "There was no cell service!"

John: "The fuck you mean-?!"

The entire Young JLD Team, headed by Danny: "Language!"

DP x DC Prompt #35

There's a Teen Titans, there's a Young Justice, but there's no Teen Superhero team that deals with things that Justice League: Dark does. And, well, John's a little tired.

Once teenager superheroes stop being teenager superheroes, and they seem to belong with JLD, they got tossed in the team. But, they aren't prepared for the team. They haven't dealt quite with threats that JLD handles all the time. They're not experienced enough.

So, John decides it's time to get a Young Justice: Dark team started. He's shit at leading, though, so he calls Phantom for a favor.

Asexual people can write about sex. Asexual people can sing about sex. Asexual people can talk, joke, read, watch, know, enjoy sex. It makes them no less asexual for it.

Aromantic people can write about romance. They can sing, joke, read, watch, know, enjoy romance. It makes them no less aromantic.

Aplatonic people can write, sing, joke, read, watch, know, enjoy platonic relationships. It makes them no less aplatonic.

Agender people can present as a certain gender, use "gendered" pronouns, not make effort to look androgynous/agender, use the name they were given at birth, enjoy typically gendered experiences. Agender people can refer to themselves by gendered terms. It does not make them any less agender.