DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???

OFC YOU DO

YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????

"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."

YEAH???????

WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO

Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.

NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD

Idek what I'm doing in this wind tunnel. There's no credentials I need to be watching for, the only people allowed on cite are all staff working here, and it's only the same 10 people coming through here since 8.

And now I'm pretty sure sitting here has made me sick.

If I got sick because they stuck me in a fucking Wind tunnel for no damn reason for 11 hours (it's only been 5 so far, but I'm not likely to move before I'm off for the day) I'm gonna be even more pissed.

....If I am sick, that'll give me an excuse not to work the shift I was called into for tomorrow evening. I hate that venue.

Being sick is inconvenient to an extreme level

I can't sleep and the near constant notifications from Tumblr aren't helping.

(No, I can't turn my phone on vibrate because too many people in my family are sick and I'm the only one who wakes up to my phone ringing more than I do my own alarm)

So, I've given up sleeping for the night. I have to wake up in like...two hours anyway. (Shift starts at 4, we leave the house no later than 3:15, my alarm goes off at 2:00 so I have time to get ready)

I've been awake since 11:15 May 1st with only a three hour nap on May 2nd. My shift is 15 hours (4:00 to 19:00)

I've got a Mountain Dew, a Powerade, and 2 Rockstar to keep me awake for the shift (and food)

...sigh

At least the pay's decent. Our highest paying venue at $16 and hour

Shitty day just got shittier.

I had a job interview a few days ago. Someone from the company told me to apply, so I did. Everyone in my family was basically expecting that I'd get it.

They just sent me the rejection email.

I don't get off for another hour and twenty minutes.

I don't know how to process emotions. How the hell am I supposed to tell my parents that the job they basically expected I'd get turned me down?

I can't sleep and the near constant notifications from Tumblr aren't helping.

(No, I can't turn my phone on vibrate because too many people in my family are sick and I'm the only one who wakes up to my phone ringing more than I do my own alarm)

So, I've given up sleeping for the night. I have to wake up in like...two hours anyway. (Shift starts at 4, we leave the house no later than 3:15, my alarm goes off at 2:00 so I have time to get ready)

I've been awake since 11:15 May 1st with only a three hour nap on May 2nd. My shift is 15 hours (4:00 to 19:00)

I've got a Mountain Dew, a Powerade, and 2 Rockstar to keep me awake for the shift (and food)

...sigh

At least the pay's decent. Our highest paying venue at $16 and hour

I just got sour cream on my blanket!

You guys have no idea the absolute devastation!

Hello. I couldn't find you DP/DC story on AO3. Have you not added it? Or is it under a different author name?

It's not up on ao3 yet. I'll announce here when I cross post them over, though😸

It's supposed to rain tonight.

They won't cancel the game for anything.

If lightning strikes within a certain distance, then they'll postpone for a bit, but they won't cancel. There will be a game tonight.

I hope lightning doesn't strike too close. I'm in a primarily metal shack and have no car.

.....

Will I get powers if this box gets struck?

It'd suck if I didn't.

...

What power would I get? Probably something like The Flash. That wouldn't be too bad. I'd rather have shape shifting, though.