Good Morning! Im Salty.

Good morning! I’m salty.

I think we, as a general community, need to start taking this little moment more seriously.

This, right here? This is asking for consent. It’s a legal necessity, yes, but it is also you, the reader, actively consenting to see adult content; and in doing so, saying that you are of an age to see it, and that you’re emotionally capable of handling it.

You find the content you find behind this warning disgusting, horrifying, upsetting, triggering? You consented. You said you could handle it, and you were able to back out at any time. You take responsibility for yourself when you click through this, and so long as the creator used warnings and tags correctly, you bear full responsibility for its impact on you.

“Children are going to lie about their age” is probably true, but that’s the problem of them and the people who are responsible for them, not the people that they lie to.

If you’re not prepared to see adult content, created by and for adults, don’t fucking click through this. And if you do, for all that’s holy, don’t blame anyone else for it.

I have answers, but I don't think you'll like them.

Who is this man? Idk. Do we really wanna know?

Where'd he come from? Probably an alley or a dumpster or something.

Why did it sound like Dick knew about the man but left him there 'cause he thought Dami put him there? That's a good question. Dick's probably the one who loaded the trunk.

Why did he assume that? Because Damian backed that trunk, so of course there's nothing suspicious going on. The man? Just a training dummy, though you shouldn't have brought that along, Dami, because this is a vacation. (Why is it breathing?)

Why did he leave him there?! Dick learned a while ago not to question anything his family does. Sure, he was a bit worried that Damian apparently has a grown ass man in his trunk, but the guy probably deserved it

*Batbros on a road trip and halfway through they open the trunk to get a bag and find a random man in there*

Tim: Oh my god.

Jason: Whoah.

Dick: Did you not put him in there, Damian?

Damian: No, I did not.

Okay, we're back! It's only been a few minutes, but I've eaten and I still have some left over for a snack during my next shift.

Also, the show today is Come From Away. The song Prayer just finished. I 100% recommend this musical, especially to my friends in the USA. It's a tribute to the 911 disaster, telling the story about the planes that were forced to land in Newfoundland. (Fun Fact: Gander is the only place outside of the US to have a piece of the original World Trade Centers)

Back to story thoughts!

A plane that leaves Rome, Italy at 10am Italy time (3am Japan time) isn't going to arrive in Japan at 5pm Japan time (12am Italy time). I think. The time difference is 7 hours, but the flight is 12.5 hours (not counting layovers and shit)(assuming the average flight speed is 500mph (805 kmh)(434 knots) and adding about 30 minutes for take-off/landing)(thank you google).

So if I leave Rome, Italy at 10am Central European Summer Time (CEST) then I should arrive in Japan at 10pm CEST (3pm Japan Standard Time (JST)).

Let's see if I got this right: 10am CEST is 3am JST. That means a twelve hour flight is going to arrive at 10pm CEST/3pm JST.

Please tell me that's right. I just spent way too long trying to figure that out.

I just spaced out for a solid minute there, imagining a worst case scenario.

Good job, me!

Information from Supervisor B I need to remember: Clock out 16:10ish, go do lunch or smth, come back for second shift by 17:45 at the earliest. If I want to be backstage again, let Supervisor B know.

Gotta put my stuff away. I'll be back when I can get away with getting my laptop back out again.

Ja matane! (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

The first show of the day has started, that means I can now get away with being on my laptop.

What will I do?

Write stories.

Unfortunately, not the ones you guys here on Tumblr want. Those ones are being put a little lower on the list, but I'll come back to them soon enough, don't worry

I just jinxed myself twice in a row, with the same tone and everything.

A guy walks in, so I say "Hello" in a slightly deeper voice because I've found that most men respond to me better if my voice is lower.

A lady followed after him, so I say "Hi" in a slightly higher voice because of the same concept but with women.

They said the same things at the same time in the same tone.

First of all, what the hell are the chances of that happening.

Second of all, what the fuck?!

I applied for a second job yesterday at the place my dad and older sister work. They reached out to me earlier today and I have an interview set up for the 30th.

I'm excited