DC X DP

DC x DP

Tell me if I got the acronyms right

DC: Disregard Canon

DP: Deify Phanon

(DP could also, possibly, mean "Dote on Phanon")

The 'x', before you ask, doesn't stand for anything. It's a placeholder, like in math

... don't tell any of my former teachers I just said that

Bruce figured out their civilian identities pretty quickly. He had to, in order to recruit them. Either way, he knew the names of all of the Justice League heroes and they had no idea who he was.

Most of them either ignored their personas - like Wonder Woman and Green Lantern who didn't talk about their civilian life in costume or vice versa - while others - Superman - sang their own praises as civilians.

Superman's whole having three names thing was useful, and a pretty good cover, but Batman had spotted that the relationship between Clark Kent and Lois Lane was the exact one that Superman and Lois Lane shared, so that was a bit of a moot point.

Personally, Bruce liked his way of keeping people off his tail. Not only were Brucie Wayne and Batman polar opposites, but they were both each other's biggest haters. Although, Bruce publicly admitted that he thinks Batman has the right idea, just not the best execution. While Batman, not on record but definitely heard, has said that Bruce Wayne does good things for Gotham as a whole.

The kids all think it's hilarious, but no one - except Tim, but he's a special case - has managed to cement his civilian and caped identities as being the same person.

Well, maybe Harvey has, but that's because of a lot of reasons. As long as Two Face doesn't reveal that information, and Bruce knows he won't, then all's well.

The point is that Batman knows who the Justice League are outside of capes and masks, but they don't know who he is. Of course, revealing himself would mean revealing his kids, and they wouldn't like that if he was boring about it.

The only natural solution is to be over the top and dramatic about it.

He could keep his name to himself, but where's the fun in that?

Though, it'd be funnier if he managed to keep the appearance of Batman and Bruce Wayne hating each other, especially if he reveals that the Bat Cave is under Wayne Manor.

That'd be funny. His kids would be proud.

His kids will want in on this.

He's got some conspiring planning to do.

Storyboard Part 2

Sometimes I forget that people don't actually know or understand my thought processes, so I confuse them by saying shit like:

13 and 15.....so 5

out loud and not explaining because I know what I mean because I had the whole thought in my head. I know that these two characters are 13 and 15, meaning that they're 5 and 7 years younger than another character, but you don't know that because you're not in my head

We're watching Justice League now, bois!!

Here's my thoughts:

Goon, sees Batman. Pulls gun.

Me: He should've just given up.

I forgot how much of these movies is CGI.

Side note: I love Alfred

Everybody Knows by Sigrid is a good song

Wonder Woman gets the best entrances. She's an absolute queen. I love her

Jason Mamoa. I love him.

Poor Brucie needs to brush up on his languages.

I keep forgetting that Cyborg is on the JLA and I feel really bad about it!

Mom seems a bit surprised that all the movies came together so smoothly. Yes, mom, that's how the DC Universe was designed. That's how the Marvel Universe was designed, too. In case you didn't know.

"Is Diana the only demigod? Or are the rest..?"

"Yes. The rest are just Amazons."

The rest are fucking awesome, that's what they are. I want to go live with them. Maybe then I'll do something with my life.

I think everyone forgets that Cyborg accidentally tapped into the Bat Cave.

I don't like Green Lantern very much, so I'm surprised every time that the Lantern Rings don't stick around when the holder(?) dies.

I know Superman and Batman are best buds, but I want to explore Batman and Wonder Woman's friendship.

"What're your superpowers again?" -Flash

"I'm rich." -Bats

It's worked for him so far.

Look at Batsy giving Flash advice! Like a father

I'm still upset that Green Arrow isn't in this movie.

Also that Grant Gustin wasn't cast as Flash. But that's just my hot take.

Bruce is singing Superman's praises and I'm here for it.

Wakey, wakey, Metropolis! Superman's awake and he doesn't remember a thing!

Flash, activates his power.

Superman, looks at him.

Flash, "Oh, shit."

Good thing that Berry is a second faster than Clark.

Maybe keep Bats away from Supes when the last thing he remembers is Batman trying to kill him.

It's so funny to watch Bruce work with the JL. He's not used to working with a team and he's so awkward. It's cute.

I do wish we were getting a bit more Brucie, though.

Cat sat on my arms so we missed a bit.

Aquaman, ever the optimist. If only he could be that nice when not sitting on the Lasso.

I maintain that Bats doesn't cause that much property damage. He does, though, when with the rest of the JL.

Bruce smiling when Kal shows up? ....SuperBat👀

Aquaman, stabs Darkseid

Me: "Get stabbed, bitch!"

We all know that Superman comes back. How does Clark come back? He's human and dead.

I blame Bruce.

Honestly, Danny doesn't know how he gets into these situations. It's probably the fault of a deity or an Ancient or someone. It's most definitely Clockwork's fault.

Going on that mission with Constantine sounded like a good idea at the time, and Raven was going to be there! She's the best impulse control on the team. He realizes he should've clarified why Raven was going with them. Evidently, it was not to help or be impulse control for the Ghost King and the Alcoholic Soul Whore. (Don't tell Constantine that's his nickname) Raven was going along because she had business at Titan Tower. It should've been obvious, but Danny is not the most observant.

Either way, he was wrong. He thought going on this mission with John - there was a demon running around an apartment building and people were, apparently, quite upset about that - would deter the Justice League from hounding him like roaches. He was right about that, but also very wrong because the proteges took the opportunity to sniff him out like the bloodhounds they are. Unsurprisingly, Red Robin was at the head of the charge.

Raven, the traitor, sat back and laughed at him. She wasn't laughing, but it was obvious that she found his misery amusing.

Anyway, this lead to a citywide hunt for Danny. Anytime he spotted even a hint of any of the Titans chasing him, he was gone. He couldn't stray too far from Constantine, though, and Beast Boy had a nose like a damn elephant.

The chase lasted a solid three hours before he had to let them catch him, if only so that he could tell them to leave him alone because he's there on official JLD business. Not like that would actually work, but he had hope. Unfortunately, he forgot that Red Robin is Bat Trained.

Danny took a second for himself before the Titans caught up with him. Was this really better than Deadman harassing him about his first time in Gotham? No, it wasn't. It wasn't any worse, either, and he didn't know how to feel about that.

"Are you finally done running?" Red Robin asked, landing in a crouch in front of him.

Danny folded his legs to sit criss-cross in the air as the rest of the kids that had been chasing him joined RR. "You make it sound like I'm a criminal."

"You ran like one," Beast Boy pointed out. Fair, but rude. "And, dude, I don't know if you know this, but you smell horrible."

Danny placed a hand on his chest with a dramatic gasp. "How dare you! I took a shower just last week!"

Raven was now unamused.

Superboy gagged a bit. "He's right," A small shudder. "I couldn't smell it before, but I can now that you're so close to me."

He sighed with equal dramatics as his gasp. "I guess I can never get rid of the smell, even after all this time."

Wonder Girl tilted her head to the side slightly. "Oh? And what smell would that be?"

"The smell of death," John Constantine, ever a man of impeccable timing, turned onto the side street to join them. He largely ignored the kids in favor of the ghost child who isn't actually a child but no one listens to him when he explains that so he's probably going to stop trying. "It lingers. C'mon, kid, we've got a demon to exorcise."

Danny huffed like a petulant child, "Still not a kid!"

Constantine continued walking away. "Still don't care."

Part 4 Part 6

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Watching Wolverine Origins

The only thoughts I'll share (because we're halfway through) is that pieces are clicking that weren't there before.

I still need to watch Deadpool, but I now have context I was missing (I haven't watched this movie since I was about 10)