Beginner Witch Tip: You Don't Need To Rush Into Deity Work, Much Less Commit Yourself To A Deity Right

Beginner witch tip: You don't need to rush into deity work, much less commit yourself to a deity right away - if ever! The notion that you should is very much a product of cultural Christianity. It's okay to take your time when it comes to deities.

Harmless Jinxes

may your birdfeeder attract rodents

may you choose the grocery cart with a janky wheel

may your toilet bowl be extra echo-y

may the airlines scuff up your luggage

may you settle into bed all comfy and cozy, only to realize that you have to pee

may your credit card get briefly stuck in the chip reader when you have a long line behind you

may your coworkers point out how tired you look

may you get lipstick on your teeth

may you receive a backhanded compliment that replays in your head for the rest of the day

may your hot date have awful taste in movies/music

may all the produce in your fridge spoil before you get the chance to cook it

may your smoke detector go off while you're cooking

May your pillow never have a “cold” side when sleeping.

May you feel like a rock is stuck in your shoe when walking.

May you always drop your keys before unlocking any doors

May your shower only give you lukewarm water

May your razors always be slightly too dull when you want to shave.

may you receive spam calls often

May your winged eyeliner never be even

may your gravy be lumpy

may all your doorknobs be sticky

may you put down your hot tea/coffee and forget about it until it's too cold to properly enjoy.

may your antibacterial gel leave a sticky residue on your hands

I love the tumblr witch community

Maybe I'm in a very pristine bubble in it but every witch I've met on here is so interactive, informative, and helpful. I appreciate how we're all trying to educate each other on helpful things.

And also saying fuck you to TERFs and other discriminatory bullshit

Money Bowl:

•rice

•coins and money

•mint & basil

•green stones or finance related crystals (I used tigers eye, adventurine, pyrite & snowflake obsidian for a few different purposes)

•green candle

1. Fill your bowl with rice, place your coins and money around, place your herbs and stones

2. Place and light your candle with intention to bring in money!

You can really do witchcraft as much or as little as you want to/feel like, and you won't be any more or less of a witch.

🌱Self Love Affirmations🌱

I am worthy of receiving the love I give.

I have enough. I do enough. I am enough.

I am proud of myself and all I have accomplished.

I choose to stop apologizing for being me.

I accept myself unconditionally.

I am becoming more confident everyday.

I offer self love and tarot readings ❤️