The Bridgerton Brothers And How Often They Possess The Eight Family Brain Cells

The Bridgerton brothers and how often they possess the eight family brain cells

Anthony: Most of the time he has two or three brain cells, and sometimes he has four of them. Unfortunately, the two brain cells he always possesses have developed a resistance to the other Bridgerton brain cells' deadly allergy to emotions by completely avoiding the entire concept of emotions, which sometimes causes problems.

Benedict: In the standard mode, he shares a third of a brain cell with Colin, and is entirely dedicated to art. But sometimes he has a whole brain cell, although this is usually a disaster.

Colin: Shares a third of a brain cell with Benedict, and is devoted entirely to writing, eating, and later in life, adoring his wife.

Daphne: Rarely holds her brain cell, but that's more than can be said for most of her siblings. Although she never possessed a brain cell that was not her own.

Eloise: She has her brain cell for three seconds at a time, to create an idea, and then the brain cell goes back to Francesca and she executes her idea without thinking about the consequences at all, ever.

Francesca: Shares with Anthony most of the family brain cells, but takes away from him the ones with the strongest allergy to emotions, so Anthony doesn't have to deal with them.

Gregory: He has never possessed even an eighth of a brain cell, and he will never possess even an eighth of a brain cell. Don't even know what it feels like to have a brain cell in your possession. pure moron

Hyacinth: Holds most of the time in her brain cell, but it is devoted solely to witty answers. Unfortunately, the brain cell in her possession shrinks to a quarter or disappears entirely around Garth St. Claire

Unpopular opinion but I don't like the Bridgertons because they're good. Or any sort of paragons of virtue. I like them because they're messy and chaotic. Those idiots share one braincell and Francesca took it with her to Scotland.

This family is a dumpster fire of stupid decisions and I absolutely love it. I could watch them mess up for ages, tripping over their own dumbassery, and still be happy, their ever present blunders are entertainment for the soul

Look Queen Charlotte agrees:

Annabeth in TLT:

what was the name of her doberman? what happened to her doberman? is she sad because she had to leave her doberman behind when she ran away? did something happen to her doberman? did whatever happen to her doberman contribute to her abandonment issues?

will I ever get to know? will I ever get to cry about it?

Another totally canon scene, this time from "It's in His Kiss" Gareth: Hyacinth, you must understand… Gareth: I don't know who my father is! Gareth: I'm a bastard! Hyacinth: Gareth: Hyacinth: Well, that's a relief. I really didn't want my children to have that horrible man's blood in their veins.

Francesca: I can't believe my family didn't told me Colin and Eloise are getting married. what a traitors.

Michael: let's get married today and dont tell them, as revenge.

Francesca:

Francesca: Oh Yes, YES

Some of my lovely mutuals might know this, but I was born and raised in an East Asian culture, where there is a the strict code of respect and curtesy. Words, conversation can be high-text, and there is alot of reading between the lines.

Although the social codes and the indirectness can be suffocating at times, there is a beauty in the formality.

And I would love to introduce one example.

There is one very famous translation of the phrase, “I love you.” By the Japanese author, Nastume Soseki (1867-1916)

When a young student translated “I love you.” into 君のことを愛しています。(Direct translation of I love you in Japanese) Soseki rejected this translation.

Instead, Soseki translated “I love you,” to

“The moon is quite beautiful tonight,”

Even though this is a product of his time and the culture in the Meji period, it is an incredibly subtle, nuanced translation I can’t help loving.

So when the two couples confess their feeling towards one another, they don’t look at each other but they look up at the same night sky and say,

“The moon is quite beautiful tonight,”

And you are supposed to respond,

“I’ve never seen such a brighter moon than this,”

Which means, “I love you more.”

＊Although now in Japan, this phrase is soooo overused that is becoming a cliche. And really corny. So I definitely do not recommend using this when you are flirting with someone from Japan. Unless you want to impress him/her.

＊Also the rhetorics become increasingly difficult when in comes to rejection.

“Stars are more beautiful than the moon,” means “I’ve got someone else in my mind,”

“The moon is too bright tonight.” would be “Thank you, but you can aim much higher than me,”

“It’s beautiful because you see it from far away,” means “I really don’t have interest in your affections.”

“But the moon isn’t blue,” would be “yeah, you an me? Never going to happen between us.”

I’m rambling on too much.

Anyway, I just really want to see this kind of subtlety on the Benophie season. Benedict can’t straight up declare his love all and mighty back in London at No.5, so it would be lovely if there is a secret code of telling Sophie that he loves her.

A poem, or a certain phase, that makes Sophie blush and tell how ardently Benedict loves her without saying “I love you.”

Just my little thoughts for the season🥰

“Our child will always be a Bridgerton, but I should like them to know they are a Sharma as well” 💜🩵

the way this line lives in my mind rent free, like you don’t understand; the weight, the sentiments, the implications, in this essay i will—

ANYWAYS, i really hope to see baby Edmund in S4 👀