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We All Know About The Running Gag With The Famous Designer Chairs On The Cover Of SxF Manga Volumes.

We all know about the running gag with the famous designer chairs on the cover of SxF manga volumes. And how Volume 10 broke that gag, and broke our hearts.

We All Know About The Running Gag With The Famous Designer Chairs On The Cover Of SxF Manga Volumes.

It did, however, follow one tradition. The inside cover art has always mirrored the outside's, and since Volume 4, they've all shown all shown us the cover characters' real selves, not the one they project to the world. Yuri is a suave, have-everything-together man on the outside... and a completely unhinged person with murderous intent on the inside. Nightfall is a cool, collected woman on the outside... and a completely unhinged person with murderous intent on the inside. Huh.

We All Know About The Running Gag With The Famous Designer Chairs On The Cover Of SxF Manga Volumes.
We All Know About The Running Gag With The Famous Designer Chairs On The Cover Of SxF Manga Volumes.

In both, it's very clear that the unhinged person on the inside is the one honest about what they want - for Yuri, it's for his brother-in-law to die and/or divorce his sister, preferably both, in any order. For Fiona, it's for Twilight to not die but definitely get a divorce, and then to marry her, also in any order.

In both of these volumes, those inside illustrations are drawn explicitly as thought bubbles.

We All Know About The Running Gag With The Famous Designer Chairs On The Cover Of SxF Manga Volumes.
We All Know About The Running Gag With The Famous Designer Chairs On The Cover Of SxF Manga Volumes.

But even when they're not, they still play on the same duality. Damian is a tough, entitled little brat on the outside; he's a sweet, bashful little boy who just wants friends on the inside. Becky's a spoilt little madam who loves pink on the outside; she's a spoilt little madam who will run a pink tank over you on the inside. (Let's be honest, Becky is the only one remotely living as her true self in this series.)

We All Know About The Running Gag With The Famous Designer Chairs On The Cover Of SxF Manga Volumes.
We All Know About The Running Gag With The Famous Designer Chairs On The Cover Of SxF Manga Volumes.

And so... on the inside cover art being about who people really are, reflecting what people really want. Well. I leave you with this:

We All Know About The Running Gag With The Famous Designer Chairs On The Cover Of SxF Manga Volumes.
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It’s a really brutal example of how war progresses tech, but it’s also a brutal example of how that progression isn’t always a good thing, how that progression isn’t a progression, but an arms race. But hey, man. The more fighters destroyed, the more needed. The average A-wing sells for 175,000 credits a pop, and the Rebellion is willing to pay. And Kuat Drive Yards? 

They make a killing. 

My post about how Hollow Knight is a game about hope is making the rounds again, so I want to talk about how the music reflects that too, because I just listened to Sealed Vessel again and I’m having Feelings

So Sealed Vessel is an incredibly tragic and melancholic song, for obvious reasons, but what really gets me is how it ends. It doesn’t end with a bang or a flourish, or with further emphasis of the tragedy that came earlier in the song. It ends, instead, with quiet softness - the piano and flute rise, giving way to hushed and somber strings, which fade away as the solo piano rises one final time. It’s sad, yes, but not hopeless or grim. It’s cathartic. The world has been ruined, but maybe, just maybe, in time, things can heal. The cycle has come to an end. Its final notes hint at something better.

And in line with this, Dream No More is the only ending in which the final portion of the song plays in full!

In the Hollow Knight ending it’s completely cut, in Sealed Siblings it plays a small portion of the melody and ends on a note that feels tense and unfinished, and I’m not counting the Godmaster endings because they don’t feature THK’s theme at all. Dream No More is the only one that explicitly promises some kind of hope - the shades are finally at rest, Hornet is alive, and Hallownest’s ties with a power-hungry goddess are severed once and for all. There’s silence. There’s peace.

The world is still broken, the world is still permanently stained by tragedy, but there is hope for new growth through the cracks in the ruins and the music shows that, and I’m in love with it.


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