Therotatedsock - Call Me Coral!

personality quiz

the protagonist always suffers too much the protagonists bff has a high chance of dying for character development the love interest also always suffers too much for plot the OTHER love interest well lets put it on hold the protags rival mostly gets thier ass handed to them one day or the other the villain again tempting the golden halo and mostly ends up dead or worse reformed the villains minion is alluring yet too restrictive for my rebellious sensibilities the mentor always dies just before a happy ending to make it bittersweet and legacy and bla bla all that work for nothing a side character is tempting but chances of dying in some tiny one line skirmish is too high i don't understand what nuance means in this context and i don't wanna be bald so no thanks which leaves the OTHER love interest which suits me just fine i have lots of experience with pini g from afar and not getting what i want also once the main couple get together i have no identity left and can craft a new one as I wish according to the genre i am a genius

jimon Drarry fanfiction in the first chapter they're like haha he hates me then by the 20th chapter they're like oh no he hates me ngl it's VERY fun to see them eat thier words

how does this make so mych sense sometimes i can't help but wonder if authors intend all theae seemingly coincidental spectacular parallels or the universe is messing with us all including the author