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Jake: I'm just so tired of being bad all the time. I want to see what else is out there.

Vic: You want to know what's out there? A life of Joy and happiness. Is that what you want?

Jake: Maybe!

Vic: Fine! Then go, but don't come crawling back here when you realize you've become a delightful person!

Jake: Fine! I hate this darn place anyway.

Vic: You watch your mouth! We swear in this house!

Jake: Goodbye forever!

Vic: Good riddance! *sigh* At least he left on bad terms

Jake: *walks back inside 2 seconds later* I'm sorry I got upset.

Vic: ...Noooooo!

I got an AI to write chapter 45 of My Immortal

Chapter 45.

“I will kill you!!� Dumbledore said he was so sorry I couldn‖t. I have been so pissed off at what the devil had said but I wanted to give my heart a good kiss!11 111” I yelled in amazement when Snape shot him. "Didn‪n‪ d be mad?!”

" Shark-attak!" Vold rimort whispered, shaking my face. I shouted into the air. “Oh my God I can� t do it, you idiot!!!11 111” I screamed again. I was so angry about this and said ․I just wanted to do it with Draco but I knew I had 2 do somefing more impotent! 11 111” I screamed again. “HOLD I CAN ST ILL!!!!11 111” I screamed again. ․THANK YOU!11 111 ” I ran after that. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo oooooo!!!!11 112 “ What the hell was going on?!" I shouted, but I could not believe that he'd been mad like this!11 113 ” When I started thinking I would kill me if I took that to death, it made my heart start to cry. I tried to calm myself up and was actually crying. "P-G-H" I exclaimed. ‐I wanted to be back but did this to avenge the Deathly Hallows of Hogs, I just wanted to have my body covered in red. I couldn't stop crying! 11 112 ” When I finally got in my vehicle, I tried to get out, but this scared my legs so badly. "Oh man!" I said, and the other one of the drivers jumped onto the wheel in shock. ‐I'm sorry. I just want to have my body covered with green because we have so many dead cows. I wanted to kill everyone for something. 12 113 ” I was going crazy with the screams and had to kill everyone for it. I wanted to kill people because we had so many dead cows. I tried to kill everyone, because of all the rage from my parents and all the rage from my parents. So I started to cry and cry again and again and again and again and again to show the people we all like my body... all this while getting up fast ... even for a girl like so close ! 13 144 I started trying to explain my feelings for the cow and its owner , and also the pain they suffered in the face of my brother. _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ * (I think my brother is a big fan of the idea of a blood bank ). _____ _____ _____ _____

Likes it? Please give it a read, but you won't get to write it in the comments!

Also, I have the opportunity to get a few comments for this post. This was an experiment to try to convince people that cows actually live on their own property. If you would like me to comment in your comments, please make a comment below !. _____

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It should only last as long.... I am not in an actual position. This post was created by a user named John. This may have caused problems. This author does NOT own Naruto .

Sorry it's really late, but here's my Halloween costume