Hartley: Jake Gets Starling Flowers All The Time. I Wish You'd Do That For Me.

Hartley: Jake gets Starling flowers all the time. I wish you'd do that for me.

Amy: Okay.

The next day

Amy: ( stopping during the middle of a fight with Starling to hand her flowers) …I don't understand either.

Indeed, it does. Villains of Valley View is clearly the secret sequel to My Immortal, after Ebony has been kicked out by the King of the goffs and has been forced to change her identity so she names herself after Amy Lee (If you don't know who she is, get da hell out of here) and the lead singer of her favourite band other than MCR, Joel Madden. The real reason that the spelling and grammar were so bad in My Immortal was because Amy, formerly known as Enoby, at that point in her life, had never attended a single English lesson, much like many other hogwarts students. Upon arriving in Valley View, she is reluctant to make new friends after the tragic murder of her drummer, Diabalo Weasley and after the rest of Bloody Gothic Rose 666, Vampire, Draco, B'loody Mary, Willow and Hairgrid, were all killed by a fiery inferno in a throwaway line about her old band as this traumatic incident gave her severe trust issues. It was especially difficult to cope with the death of Draco but she finds new love in the most unlikely place - a prep! Amy/Ebony slowly learns to accept that she cares about Hartley, a prep, and becomes less prejudiced towards people who aren't goffik. Upon meeting Gem, she instantly reminded of Britney, because they both wear a lot of pink, and are fucking preps. Hartley tells Ebony how she resents Gem for having beaten her in many preppy activities. Having found a preppier prep than the prep that she is friends with, Amy and Hartley finally have something to bond over - putting up their middle finger at her together.

I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back

 A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

(Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.)

“I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD MAN!”

“Im good at too many things! WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!”

“Its okay but we need a new led snigger.” Samaro said.

“Wel………..I said Im in a bnad myself.”

I cudnt belive it. He used 2 b goffik!111

“OMFG u guyz r so scary!11” said Britney, a fucking prep.

She looked down over her pale body, and frowned. 'Where are my emo clothes?' She asked herself in confusion.

Making my Halloween costume. I'm going to be a ghost.

Vlad: Dad, I'm having a problem

Magda: Oh dear. This sounds like a father son thing so 'lll just step back and ...watch it go horribly wrong.

The count: Son, I'm happy to help. You be you and I'll be a fetching little villain named Cookie

Vlad: Not that kind of problem!

Jake: I'm just so tired of being bad all the time. I want to see what else is out there.

Vic: You want to know what's out there? A life of Joy and happiness. Is that what you want?

Jake: Maybe!

Vic: Fine! Then go, but don't come crawling back here when you realize you've become a delightful person!

Jake: Fine! I hate this darn place anyway.

Vic: You watch your mouth! We swear in this house!

Jake: Goodbye forever!

Vic: Good riddance! *sigh* At least he left on bad terms

Jake: *walks back inside 2 seconds later* I'm sorry I got upset.

Vic: ...Noooooo!

I don't dislike Andrew's presence in season 7 of Buffy , but it would have made far more sense thematically and for their character arcs for his and Jonathan's role to be swapped and I think that was probably the original plan but the actor had scheduling issues or something. Andrew was the one that was loyal to Warren up until his death and was fully ready to become a grovelling and loyal servant to Jonathan after Warren died so it would have been more impactful to see him be the one who was met with the ultimate betrayal. Jonathan became disillusioned with Warren after he killed Katrina and it felt like a redemption arc was what they were building towards. He had an established relationship with Buffy prior to him joining the trio, giving Buffy more reason to care about his redemption and explore a broader range of emotions about it since there would be a sense of prior betrayal rather than just 'bad guy is nice now'. Anya's death was pointless and for shock value anyway but the words 'she died saving my life' would have had so much more weight to them coming from Jonathan's mouth because of his suicide attempt in season 3 (and then maybe people would actually remember her death). When Andrew comes back in angel, There's that scene where he says 'people can change' and comes out in an outfit very similar to Jonathan's outfit in 'Superstar' and it was a nice enough scene but again, the impact would have been stronger if it was Jonathan because we would have been seeing him put real work into genuinely becoming the version of himself that he once felt the need to use magic to convince people he was. I like Andrew well enough but there were so many moments where all I could think was 'I would care so much more if this were Jonathan'

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