Forgot To Post This Yesterday, But The Chapter Is (finally) Out! Its A Bit Long, So Be Warned! Thank

Forgot to post this yesterday, but the chapter is (finally) out! It’s a bit long, so be warned! Thank you all for waiting so patiently!

Bruce: Once Alfred and I are gone, Dick will be in command.

Dick: Dick in charge! No look high five. Whoo!

*holds out hand and hits Bruce’s ear*

Dick: That’s not your hand. Wait. Is that a healed over earring hole? Do you have a scandalous past?

Bruce: I was stabbed while out on patrol. The scar extends through the lobe and into the neck.

Dick: No one likes it when you do that.

Hi guys! For those who are patiently waiting for a new chapter, I apologize for how long it’s taking! I’ve been really busy lately, I have an incredible lack of motivation, and I’m trying to make this chapter at least readable! Thank you for understanding:)

Based on a crack fic I’m writing :3

To those who have been following my fic antics, I got hit with ✨crippling self doubt✨ and therefore work on the chapter has been paused! I anticipate releasing it within the next week though! Thank you for understanding :)

THIS!!

sometimes i think about how funny it would be if bruce had a slight english accent as a result of alfred being the only adult in his life for most of his formative years. that or he just says british slang instead of english.

this either drives his children insane, or they think it’s the most hilarious thing ever.

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Bruce: Can you pass the chips?

Dick: Sure, B. *passes over the potato chips*

Bruce: No, the chips.

Dick: ???? … yeah? here?

Bruce: NO! THE CHIPS! *gesturing wildly for the french fries*

Damian: Father, are you having a stroke?

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Batman: Alright, this mission is very important. It is imperative that everything goes to schedule. (shh-edule)

*red robin and red hood snicker*

Batman: *glare* As I was saying, it all must go to shh-edule…

RR & RH : *uproariously laughter *

Batman: *harsher glare* Is something funny?

RR: Oh nothing, B, don’t worry.

RH: Absolutely nothing wrong, “left-tenant”

RR & RH: *dying of laughter *

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Bruce: *reaching the end of a long rant about responsibility and making sure you are keeping yourself and others safe* And what do you have to say for yourself??

Duke: … You sound like Alfred…

Bruce: *horrified look over coming him* … what

Cass: *furious nodding*

*Some time later, after B has been fished out of Gotham Harbor, which he jumped into after declaring that he “couldn’t turn into his father”*

Alfred: *reaching the end of a long rant about responsibility and making sure you are keeping yourself and others safe* And what do you have to say for yourself??

Bruce: *white as a sheet* … Sorry Alfie…

*Steph is heard furiously cackling in the background*

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anyways i just thought this was fun