Still Taking Funny Asks? If So...Look! There's A Ball Pit In The Castle!

Still taking funny asks? If so...Look! There's a ball pit in the castle!

???: No matter what, my daughter, Zarkon must not be allowed another hour.

Coran: Princess Allura’s father, King Alfor, connected her Quintessence to that of the lions. She alone is the key to finding them, wherever they are in the universe.

Pigeon Catcher: It looks like the black lion is in the same place as the blue lion.

Coran: Look at those primitive synapses firing away in their little braincage! You’re absolutely right!

Princess Allura: You are correct. The Black Lion is locked here in the castle. It can only be unlocked when the other four lions are present.

Princess Allura: Now, the bond between Paladin and Lion is something greater than science alone can explain. Above all else, it cannot be forced.

Princess Allura: But we must, at the very least, try.

GIANT SLOTH MAN, I CHOOSE YOU!

Prince Silverwing: Wait, wait, we could end up being here a while… provoking the locals would be a bad idea.

Prince Silverwing: I would really rather not have to negotiate with the angry.

Pigeon Catcher: !!!

Pigeon Catcher: The BUCK is that?!

Prince Silverwing: Goodbye!

GSM: ???

Is Azure a fan of facials just as Lance is? And if so, does he go to Ponyville Day Spa? Being such a handsome pony must require a lot of maintenance! (For some reason I imagine him and Rarity having hooficures together, or with any of his female siblings really)

Azure-Blue: Oh man, facials? I love facials! And Hooficures! And just literally everything a spa has to offer! Being this beautiful takes work, after all!

Azure-Blue: As for Ponyville Day Spa, I’m on a waiting list! That place has been just ridiculously busy. I’ll let you know how it is once I actually get past the front desk!

How did the other pony paladins react when they were given their Lions?

Princess Allura: Prince Silverwing, you will pilot The Black Lion, who requires a Natural-Born Leader. Someone who is in control at all times, and whose men follow without question.

Princess Allura: The Green Lion has an inquisitive nature, and requires a Paladin of intelligence and daring.

Princess Allura: Pigeon Catcher, you will pilot The Green Lion.

Princess Allura: The Yellow Lion is caring, and kind. It is the mightiest of lions, and cares for others before itself. Sunlit Honey, The Yellow Lion will be flown by you.

Sunlit Honey: Me?

Princess Allura: Now, The Blue Lion-

Azure-Blue: Wait, wait, hold up! Let me guess!

Azure-Blue: She takes the most charming, handsomest, and best flier of the group! Am I right or am I right?

Princess Allura: Er-

Princess Allura: The Red Lion is the most temperamental and pickiest of the Voltron Lions. It is also the fastest and most agile of them. It requires a Paladin who follows instinct above all else.

Princess Allura: Luxfite, you will pilot The Red Lion.

Prince Silverwing, as Princess Luna's protege, what is she like as a mentor?

Prince Silverwing: Initially...

Silverwing: Good Evening, Your Highness.

Princess Luna: YES! I LIKE STARS DO YOU LIKE STARS? I’VE SEEN YOUR DREAMS-

Prince Silverwing: A little nervous.

Prince Silverwing: But she had no reason to be. She’s a wonderful mentor. I am very lucky to have her.