Connor Stoll X Dionysus Child!Reader

Connor Stoll x Dionysus Child!Reader

warnings; none ! author's notes; post 2 of 3 for national couples day :33 (i have too many favs so i had to choose three..) this is purely written for my entertainment but y'all can enjoy this too ofc ! i had angsty hcs for the whole child of the god of insanity aspect, but i couldn't get myself to do it🙁

mr. D hates his guts.

like truly despises this boy

which is.. a shocker to absolutely nobody

but moving on !

connor would steal you those little grape lemonheads whenever he sneaks out of camp !

like he will come back with a SACK full of those bad boys !

plus some little grape juice boxes since you can't really drink-

i feel like you guys would play blackjack a lot ??

there's NO way Dionysus doesn't play cards with his kids

he doesn't play nice either

anywhoooo

you probably introduced him to the marvelous world of crangrape juice !!

he drinks it like a dehydrated man drinks water.

MOVIE WATCHING SLEEPOVERS !!!

specifically watching Mamma Mia a million times over

everyone says that's the Apollo cabin's movie but real ones know it's also Dionysus'

acting out different romantic scenes from plays

you're absolutely killing it and he's.. he's doing his best !

definitely had a long, heart to heart conversation with Pollux before you started dating

(both of them cried)

MATCHING LEOPARD PRINT THINGS !!!

he has that stupid button up😞

and you have leg warmers(or whatever suits yer fancy ! i just have a pair of those sooo)

although he has no sense of style whatsoever, when you guys match it always serves

picnic dates in the strawberry fields !

all the time, every single day

he thinks you look pretty next to the green vines

absolutely adores your dramatic flair to everything

upset at someone ? your calling them names in old timey english and he LIVES for it.

probably snuck you into a Broadway performance once(with the help of Nico)

literally didn't even watch the play he just stared at you all lovestruck the entire time

especially if you sung along to the songs ?? he's disgustingly down bad at that point.

tried to win over mr. D with a snuck in bottle of wine and just got Him into more trouble..

everyone in camp feared for Connor's life that day

got you this guy

his name is something dumb like.. viney or smth

he's your son now and you take turns taking care of him

and that is my shortened list of headcanons !!! there's so many more bc 1. he's my boyfriend(NOT CLICKBAIT !!) and 2. it's my cabin BUT it's nighttime and I have like.. one more post to get out b4 12 am. also sorry foe how scattered this was ! p.s - this pulled me out of a gods awful writing slump i fear. might have to write for connor more just so i can get back into writing at a regular pace

ooo i love giant seashells !!! they make for good offering dishes to me personally ! i use one for my Aphrodite altar currently :D

Hi friend! I’m on a beach vacay right now and I had the most amazing thought about Percy and Aphrodite child!reader.

Aphrodite came from the ocean, so it only makes sense that they would take lots of beach vacays, seashell hunting would be their fave!

hi hi !! OOOOOO I LOVE THIS ACTUALLY WAITTT :000 this idea is so kissable /p i could eat it whole 😞 no but actually im so writing this !! plus i love using the other elements of Aphrodite kids besides the whole beauty thing bc it gets old for me pretty fast😓

sorry for the ramble !!

Swimmer! Percy Jackson x Volleyball Player! Reader

warnings; shockingly nothing ! no injuries this time folks bc i have BADD experience with volleyball injuries T^T author's notes; YIPPEEE EXCUSE TO TALK ABOUT VOLLEYBALL !!! thank you to the lovey @littlemisf0rtune for requesting this honestly i love volleyball + percy so it's a perfect mix

as stated in the req response SWIMMER X VOLLEYBALL PLAYER IS ICONIC !!

like some of the(at least in my eyes) most competitive sports and they combine bc of y'all ?

absolutely insane

might i suggest water polo dates ??

a semi perfect blend of both sports

half the time it's percy destroying you bc yer far too distracted by his abs and whatnot

the gods know that swimmers are jacked + it's pj c'mon..

LOVESSS coming to your games when he can !!

you're in yer element and he thoroughly enjoys watching it !

much like how you come to his swim meets if it doesn't interfere

his team loves you simply bc you distract percy from talking about you 24/7 but that's a given

probably really good at practicing volleyball with you ?

like strokes in similarly motioned to spikes and serves in vb so it's built for him

MATCHING BRACELETS.(i love this concept guys im so sorry) but like the cute little string ones so they aren't too big or rust

you, of course, have a blue one and he has one in whatever your team colors are !

puts those cute motivational sticky notes on your stuff before games

like they are EVERYWHEREEEE

water bottle, shoes, for some reason your arm sleeve ? he's an affectionate lil guy

normally i'd put a cheesy promposal sign for one sport, but im doing both of y'all's this time !

loving the concept of like.. you guys being that couple simply bc both of y'all could be Olympic champions if you wanted

i mean- both sports ARE in there after all😕

so major older! pj and you hc that you both are the Olympic couple

no one can outdo y'all bc who's partner has won 2 gold medals in swim/volleyball ??? not them !

back to more high school based hcs !

probably got super good at planning yer sport schedules around dates !

like if you have practice on let's say you have practice one mondays and wednesdays and he has practice... monday, wednesday, AND friday(i think swim teams meet 3x a week ??)

all of yer dates are on weekends or the occasional post practice date on friday :3

aka percy's too excited to notice the fact he's drenched in pool water to not take you on a date

1,000,000,000/10 i love you swimmer percy come home with me !!! hoped you enjoyed this hun i could have talked about this concept for days😞may write a one shot for it tbh !

Hi friend! I’m on a beach vacay right now and I had the most amazing thought about Percy and Aphrodite child!reader.

Aphrodite came from the ocean, so it only makes sense that they would take lots of beach vacays, seashell hunting would be their fave!

hi hi !! OOOOOO I LOVE THIS ACTUALLY WAITTT :000 this idea is so kissable /p i could eat it whole 😞 no but actually im so writing this !! plus i love using the other elements of Aphrodite kids besides the whole beauty thing bc it gets old for me pretty fast😓

sorry for the ramble !!

A CLAY SEASHELL SOUNDS SO COOL WAIT.. you gave me an craft idea with this one I fear !!(i also can't art😞😞)

Hi friend! I’m on a beach vacay right now and I had the most amazing thought about Percy and Aphrodite child!reader.

Aphrodite came from the ocean, so it only makes sense that they would take lots of beach vacays, seashell hunting would be their fave!

hi hi !! OOOOOO I LOVE THIS ACTUALLY WAITTT :000 this idea is so kissable /p i could eat it whole 😞 no but actually im so writing this !! plus i love using the other elements of Aphrodite kids besides the whole beauty thing bc it gets old for me pretty fast😓

sorry for the ramble !!

connor stoll the man you are to me😞

looking at the peanut m&ms on my desk and thinking about how connor stoll canonically burns whole packs of peanut m&ms for his dad <3

im so in love with him my gods