Jax Jax Jaxx

jax jax jaxx

I’ve come here to make an announcement! Shadow the hedgehog’s a JOLLY ass NICE LISTER! He GAVE PRESENTS to my fucking wife. That’s right! He took his hedgehog fuckin BURLAP SACK out and GAVE A GIFT to my fucking wife, and he said his BELLS were “this JINGLY!” and i said “that’s JOLLY!” So i’m making a callout-post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the hedgehog your STOCKING’S FULLA COAL and guess what? Here’s what my STOCKING looks like! 💣💣💣💣💣💥💥💥💥 That’s right baby! No coal! No sticks! No itchy sweaters! Look at that it looks like CANDYCANES and TOYS! He GIFTED my wife so guess what? I’m gonna GIFT the world! That’s right! This is what you get! My super RED-NOSED REINDEER!

there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago

WHOPPER

I've never put so much effort into something so memey... it wasn't supposed to go this hard

Thank you to @cacaocheri for helping me generate ideas when my brain was empty and for sending me the very first whopper song that started this all <3333

Welcome home x Animal crossing amiibo cards: if WH neighborhood were AC vilallers 

🍎🎨Wally: smug (cat)

🤹‍♀️🐶 Barnaby: Lazy (dog)

🌸🎀 Julie: Sisterly (deer)

🦋📕Frank: Cranky (koala)

📬✉️ Eddie: Normal (eagle)

⭐️✨ Sally: Peppy (cub)

🐛💚 Howdy: Normal (horse)

🐥 🥧Poppy: Sisterly (ostrich)

i didn’t know if use an octopus for howdy….horse sounded better in my head xd

Y/NGINEER PLAYLIST

SONGS THAT THEYD SING OR LISTEN TO. ENJOY!!

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