When Simply Crossing Your Legs Isn't Enough

When simply crossing your legs isn't enough

A germaphobe from Cedar Falls

Detested those little blue stalls.

Refusing to poo

In the portable loo,

He exploded and coated the walls.

You know that bitter nail polish people wear when they're trying to stop biting their nails...

There once was a clever young lass

Who slept with her thumb up her ass.

When asked why she did it,

She said "To inhibit

Thumb-sucking, until the phase passed."

Looking back through, history we've had some really stupid ideas about medicine

Splishity-Splashity

Keen Dr. Semmelweis

Started the practice of

Washing his hands.

Though other doctors thought

Such washing useless, his

Anti-bacterial

Methods still stand.

(Submission) A mariner hailing from Kish / Encountered a woman, half-fish / Ichthyologically-speaking / He always was sneaking / A few extra bites of that dish.

Thank you ieatedthepurpleone for this tasty bit of verse.

You somehow manage to squeeze absolutely bizarre, yet wonderful, words into poems.

I had the pleasure of reading Dandelion Wine while sitting in a tree in a quiet corner of a national park. It was utterly beautiful.

Ray Bradbury (1920-2012)

“If you dream the proper dreams, and share the myths with people, they will want to grow up to be like you.”