The Lamp Is On, He Has Water And Is Listening To His Favorite Music

The lamp is on, he has water and is listening to his favorite music

I FORGOT A COUPLE. HOLD ON.

- Alastor and Nifty: They're both so odd and I love them as buddies.

- Carmilla and Zestiel: Sure, you can view them romantically but I think it's cuter that they're just best friends and Zestiel is a father figure to her daughters.

- Cherri Bomb and Angel Dust: How did I forget the OG besties? I don't know but they deserve to cause problems as a treat.

My Hazbin Hotel platonic ships!

- Alastor and Rosie: Literally the definition of queer platonic pals.

- Angel Dust and Husk: As cute as it could be for them to be in love, the fact that Husk is 30 years older is yikes but I can see them as best friends.

- Angel Dust and Cherri Bomb: Do I have to clarify? Literal besties from the start and I love them.

- Vox/Valentino and Velvette: The Vees are the worst but I feel like Velvette is like Vox and Val's lesbian friend who has custody of the brain cell between the three.

- Sir Pentious and Everyone: He's just a friendly guy and I love him and his bonds with everyone.

Feel free to disagree but don't try to rain on my parade.

By the way, this is just because someone called Angel Dust a boring character. Nothing like human rights or something.

Y'all ever see such a garbage take that you have to block the person?

I MADE THE MOST INHUMAN NOISE.

Average overlord meeting goes like this

alastor brought the aligator and they are feeding it vox

I will pay someone to animate this.

Not to be rude but I’m literally so exhausted acting like Alastor isn’t the type of creature to run at someone on all fours like “oh he wouldn’t do that he’s so fancy”

bro look at him.