Alastor Eating Raw Meat Straight From The Carcass? That Motherfucker Has Parasites.

Alastor eating raw meat straight from the carcass? That motherfucker has parasites.

Accurate depiction of what happens without ADHD meds.

“Through sickness and in health, motherfucker!” I’M CACKLING, YOU GUYS!

I FORGOT A COUPLE. HOLD ON.

- Alastor and Nifty: They're both so odd and I love them as buddies.

- Carmilla and Zestiel: Sure, you can view them romantically but I think it's cuter that they're just best friends and Zestiel is a father figure to her daughters.

- Cherri Bomb and Angel Dust: How did I forget the OG besties? I don't know but they deserve to cause problems as a treat.

My Hazbin Hotel platonic ships!

- Alastor and Rosie: Literally the definition of queer platonic pals.

- Angel Dust and Husk: As cute as it could be for them to be in love, the fact that Husk is 30 years older is yikes but I can see them as best friends.

- Angel Dust and Cherri Bomb: Do I have to clarify? Literal besties from the start and I love them.

- Vox/Valentino and Velvette: The Vees are the worst but I feel like Velvette is like Vox and Val's lesbian friend who has custody of the brain cell between the three.

- Sir Pentious and Everyone: He's just a friendly guy and I love him and his bonds with everyone.

Feel free to disagree but don't try to rain on my parade.

When I say nonbinary people can look like anything I am aggressively including nonbinary people who have beards, body hair, and who are assumed to be cis guys, firstly because that’s also me and secondly because we’re always overlooked or subjected to cringe culture. Nonbinary doesn’t just mean skinny, pale and absent of gender signifiers.

[Don’t be an ass in the notes, I can turn off comments if I have to]

I had a startling realization I have to share with the whole fandom because I can't be the only one who just found this out. We all know Angel Dust and Husk were alive during the same time but 30 years apart, right? Well, Alastor was around then too. Angel would have been 16 when Al died so he probably remembered the radio broadcasts Alastor would make but didn't put two and two together because who expects to see a radio host you listened to your whole life in hell? Excuse me if I'm late to the party here but I feel like not enough people are talking about this.