Help?? A Dude In My College Lab Is Talking About Kermit The Frog Speaking To Him From His Basement??

Help?? A dude in my college lab is talking about Kermit the Frog speaking to him from his basement?? I don’t live in Kentucky, so I don’t think this is the genuine Crocker, but maybe he is part of the Brotherhood?? WASN’T THE PROXY BURNED??

I’d like to personally thank the multiverse for being so nice today. I was cordial with that one chick I HATE for a whole week while we were living in close proximity and you know what the multiverse did?? DO YOU EVEN KNOW?? She literally just like fixed a crisis I was having. Miss when you and your favorite were super close? Be nice to the miscreants who have wronged you and your merry crew. Be so not terrible that she thinks you might be chill with her (but never be chill with her because liars are often unforgivable)

That indescribable, gut wrenching feeling you get when you remember people genuinely like you and want to be around you

I got to college a early (accidentally) and so I’ve been sitting in my car and eating dried pineapple for the past half hour if you even care

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Something I really appreciate about The Smiths is that you can hear Morrissey descending into madness in real time. Like he sounds almost sane in The Smiths (the purple one), but bro’s GONE by The Queen is Dead (the green one)