I Do Not Appreciate How My Brain Functions On Both Cat Logic And Vampire Logic. You Need To Invite Me
I do not appreciate how my brain functions on both cat logic and vampire logic. You need to invite me to talk or look at you or exist, until you don’t and I never shut up and get offended that you’d let me yap that long
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I love when someone asks if I do something that happens to send me into trauma flashbacks. And I mean things that they’d genuinely have NO IDEA would do that. But do I let this upset me? No, no. We end up being like:
“Do you listen to Mother Mother?”
“Not since the incident”
And then they nervously giggle while I explain the incident in full detail <3
when do you plan on becoming a full, large egg?
also what is the year of rhe egg
I will be a full, large egg when the time is right. And it’s just the year of me. It’s egg time, baby
One time, my old group of friends tried to guilt me into going on a roller coaster with a weight requirement because of a drop. I didn’t meet the weight requirement. The told me that I should just go any way and then made fun of me and called me a pussy for being scared. Yeah, I was scared. Scared of being hurled from a fucking roller coaster and like eighty miles per hour. And the best part of this story is that the thing BROKE before they even got on it.
I don’t talk to these people anymore.
I just want three other people to do that lil’ part in the Russian sailor dance with. Is that too much to ask??