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I will be a larg egg man one day I hope

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I Do Not Appreciate How My Brain Functions On Both Cat Logic And Vampire Logic. You Need To Invite Me

I do not appreciate how my brain functions on both cat logic and vampire logic. You need to invite me to talk or look at you or exist, until you don’t and I never shut up and get offended that you’d let me yap that long


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1 year ago

Dearest Gaud,

I do not know what you are made of. I would like to know what you’re made of. Please tell me what you’re made of. Please please please please please please please please


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1 year ago

Today, I had my demonias on. This guy was behind me and yelled, “LOOK AT THE FAG IN THE BOOTS,” and lil’ buddy thought he was doing something. Like, yeah. Look at me. I’m hot


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1 year ago

Sergei and I had this crazy bonding moment a few years ago where we were in Florida and I got up to pee and The 27 Club was on (it was like four AM) and I just watched in confusion and awe at this guy wearing a toupee that didn’t match what hair he had left as he begged me to pray and as Jesus something and then I looked over and Sergei was also sitting up and watching it and we just stared at each other and watched this guy for a while. We still talk about it sometimes because of how weird it was. Neither of us are Christian, which makes the whole thing funnier


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1 year ago

No, babe, it was just the way you said you were gonna forget we talked over summer break, then called me a monster, and fucked my best friend


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11 months ago
I Met A Goat Yesterday. She Looks Like Baphomet. She Is A Mother. She Is Shedding Weirdly. She Is An
I Met A Goat Yesterday. She Looks Like Baphomet. She Is A Mother. She Is Shedding Weirdly. She Is An

I met a goat yesterday. She looks like Baphomet. She is a mother. She is shedding weirdly. She is an introvert. She likes waffle cones. Her name is Vampy. I would kill for her.


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