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How to counteract a yandere 101: Out-yandere him.

Thanks @chiefofpigs for providing Shakespeare a flowery speech.

Dear Diary,

I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now. It all started when Soph and Berry wanted to get back at each other for hurting one another with angst and declared an angst war last week. Star gave them Fenrir Break Up angst as the first theme.

I am an innocent bag of lays.

Today one of the first things I found out this morning was Reiai and Snow joining the war. And now I feel very attacked by Snow and Berry’s Lancelot and Jonah angst. How Dare.

Snow is the first to fire off the first Fenrir angst and Honestly How Dare. At this moment, Berry is writing Fenrir angst. Mom pick me up I’m scared. Oh wait, mom can’t help me cuz she’s angsting too.

Sunday August 31, 2019 is the day Fenrir fans in the Cradlesona Discord will suffer. The Angst Revolution has started.

Yours Truly,

p.s. I JUST WANTED TO EAT MY ICE CREAM IN PEACE

i love you all and you’re amazing writers 😂💕💕💕💕💕

IkeVam Shakespeare's Route teaser

The night I met and was rescued by you was the beginning of our love.

Shakespeare: Those men were no trouble. More importantly… are you hurt? I’m William Shakespeare, the playwright. I’m pleased to make your acquaintance from now on. 

Gentlemanly and extremely talented, the more I met Will, the more I felt attracted to him. 

However … That was his mask of deception. What he hid below the mask was a strange conviction. In order to provide inspiration for his work, he didn’t mind sacrifice people. 

Yuuki: The thing that you want … what is it?

Shakespeare: Napoleon, Mozart, Jeanne d’Arc … special people that are favoured by God. The situation where such people conflict, don’t you think it’s fascinating…? The great men in history will undoubtedly dance wonderfully on the stage I prepared. 

In order to protect everybody at the mansion, I exchanged a contract with him to monitor each other. A hostile relationship like Romeo and Juliet. For this reason, we were absolutely incompatible … I thought so.

Shakespeare: I … had no talent. I wasn’t loved by God. When I lost the vision of this one eye, finally I got the mask of William Shakespeare. The pain and suffering… turned me into William Shakespeare. 

I must not fall in love with you, but when I touch your broken true face, I want to love you. I thought so, and he too. 

Shakespeare: I don’t understand … why I want you this much? If I let go of my reason/senses, I will end up piercing my fang through your skin immediately. Don’t be frightened, I won’t do such a thing … Because if I do, you will run away from my arms. 

However … as if to mock our warped love, tragedies keep coming.

???: … Hey Will, the curtain of your cruel play has already gone up. 

Shakespeare: Everything, my sins led to … Sin is sin, punishment is punishment. I understood that I cannot escape.

Yuuki: (The blood doesn’t stop … He can’t even breath properly) Will, please don’t talk …

Shakespeare: If I become calm, I might put on the mask again. From the bottom of my heart, I was scared that someone will know I’m this weak and pathetic … I have been living and thinking continuously that there is no existence value in that self of mine. 

Sin is sin, punishment is punishment. 

Even so, I want to hold your hand and overcome everything. 

Shakespeare: Come, come up the stage together with me, please. The love between a vampire and a human, that will win over any plays/dramas. 

Until you become happier than anyone, the curtain of this play called Love that we spin together won’t come down. 

Hence, please, at a place where my hand can reach, please keep smiling.

The End -

I love it when you call me cara mia~

MC (via incorrect-ikevamp-quotes)

Can you do a skit where Shingen is trying to teach Yuki to flirt like the the scene from Rio, "Yep thats my boy"?

Yuki: Mai? I’ve been wanting to tell you something.. That you, that I–

Yuki: [starts choking on on a flower petal]

Mai: Aw, how sweet, you’re getting choked up– OH NO YOU’RE CHOKING

Mai: Uhh, alright, [grips Yuki] HUH, HUH, HUH 

Shingen: Yep. That’s my boy.